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Lily: I have an urge to do something stupid

James: I’m stupid, do me

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my favorite thing to do is disappear for months and then come back and act like nothing happened

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Judging you based on your favorite (popular) tropes for a certain ship part 1

(for the record, this is lighthearted and more or less a self call out post so please don't get mad or offended)

First up is Wolfstar

1. Friends to lovers- You are probably a sucker for a fluff filled relationship and also really enjoy idiots pinning for each other. you're probably a super chill person that just wants a good romance for themself too,, and yk ur right if you think remus and Sirius deserve a happy relationship bc they really do,,

2. Hurt/comfort- umm who exactly hurt/wasn't there for you bestie? like there's obviously something going on that's causing this. also you need a hug,, and really need to stop taking your own problems out on two characters that already go thru so fucking much that is very unchill of you

3. literally nothing but angst- ok so you are very mentally ill- are you using this trope as a way to better feel/control your emotions? like relatable but maybe you should try to grow as a person instead of making the lives of these characters even worse,, like remus and sirius go thru enough already why make their lives even worse u inconsiderate racoon

let me know if there's a certain ship/tropes you'd like me to do next

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Reads a fanfic: that was good, I'll leave a kudos

AO3: You have already left kudos here

Me:

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please does anyone have any fics with mary (centered or good characterization or ANYTHING) im begging rn.

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Person : Why do you have to make everything gay?? Why are you so convinced they were lovers?

Me: Wow, calm down there, I didn't make anything gay, Achilles and Patroclus are clearly gay enough by themselves

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This morning he had leaped on to my bed and pressed his nose against mine. ‘Good morning,’ he said. I remember the heat of him against my skin.

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A little story of Chiron teaching his boys about constellations and death. art by me. writing by @shadviio https://archiveofourown.org/works/39730923

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achilles: remember when your ghost appeared to me because i wouldn't stop sobbing and wailing on your your dead body, subsequently going on a murder rampage to avenge your death, and asked me to be buried in the same tomb to still be together even in hades?

patroclus: what did you do?

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Sorry Walburga

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i would literally sell my soul to whatever demon like god there is to have a greek movie made on the song of achilles

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oh to be a young, beautiful boy walking barefoot and carefree as his hair is softly blown by the fresh winds of north under the bright sun, in his way to his secret encounter with his lover, a lovely boy with dazzling eyes, in the mesmerizing and far away lands of ancient greece

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“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”

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Universal truths in the marauders fandom:

Wolfstar is canon

Hope lupin grows weed in her garden

James is the mom friend

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Safe and Sound

There was a serious version and umm I got anxious and changed it. I’m in love with every single time they’re alone or in bed together having a snuggle. There’s a lot of Pat petting Achilles while he falls asleep and then Achilles going without waking him up. I wanna know about Achilles waking up first to a cute tired baby Patroclus.

Achilles POV | fluff | mlm

Shit. It dark. Crickets bein so chirpy. I like crickets. Pat took my snuggie.

Pat, don’t be a sleepy fuck, I need—

Aw Pat is cute. I love Pat. Ok, maybe I get really close. Ok, maybe face on Pat’s face. OH NO. Pat is cold! I gotta move this covers. I gotta be so gentle. Aw— there. Now he’s toasty. *head kiss*

I’m real touchy with Pat. I’m always gettin his cute feeties. It hurt my feelings when he didn’t wanna hold hands and make me PBJ at the same time. I forgive Pat. Pat is cute.

I’m horny.

Maybe if I say waky waky eggs and bakey he’ll have sex with me.

OMG his face. It’s so squishy and gay. Don’t wake up that face.

Stealth mode activated. Imma get him. Imma scoop him and imma hug him really big. *holds Pat tight*

Oh please oh please, thumpy heart, don’t wake up my Pat.

Pat knows a lot of words. When we were child, our favorite game was he would talk about sad things and i would be a silly chimpanzee. I don’t want Pat to be sad. Pat should be closer to me. *atomic merge activate* hehehe. Let’s do our feet together. Yay. Toe sex later.

Aaw, don’t wake up, baby. No no, no sun yet. You gotta sleep. Here, I sing you a song. You like when I sing.

Lemme pet your hair. Ok, stay asleep. Yeah. Smoosh your cheek on me like that. So cute. Achilles... Oh no. Don’t say my name like that. Don’t hug me like you’re sad. Don’t be sad. Don’t ever be sad.

He can’t die … I wont. I promise. We don’t fuck with Hector. House rules. *sleepy sleepy sleep talk* Miss dad.

Holy fuck. He means Chiron. I know, Patroclus, I’m homesick too. Don’t be sad. Not now, baby, it’s sleeping time. Ok, you know what, I sing you a song. Ok. Um … just close your eyes / the sun is going down / you’ll be alright / no one can hurt you now.

come morning light / you and I’ll be safe and sound

In affectionate dedication to @axhicleos and @shitfacedalways

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Patroclus: Achilles is completely unaware of how hot he is

Achilles: Thank you

Achilles: But I am aware

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