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"I can't lose you again" is the trope of all time perhaps

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

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i hate it when i see boobs on the dash because i dont even wanna look at boobs most of the time but if i see boobs its like fuuuck might as well

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i really don’t flip people off in traffic anymore. solely go the visible thumbs down route. and i really believe it will get me killed one day

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I gave willabee one of her presents early 🥹

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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"

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what’s happening with santa

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ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.