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Crowley stood there for long moments, staring at the place the angel had just been, trying to make sense of his thoughts. But there were only two.
First: Satan almighty, Crowley was in love.
Second: He was so fucked.
From Fraternizing(E) by Caedmon.
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Aziraphale was only now starting to suspect this might not be a date.
Oh. Oh, no. Had he joined a cult?
Again?
From Oh, Lord, Heal This Love by WaitingToBeBroken.
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Aziraphale is leafing through his Bible now, making the occasional noise, and Crowley wants to kiss him, and touch him, and maybe even - dare he say it - hold his hand.
From did you ever fall in love (did you ever dream of falling?) by Imagined.
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It was as if, having restricted himself to crawling in first gear for six thousand painful, aching years, Aziraphale had abruptly sabotaged his own brake cables and now was incapable not only of slowing down but also, crucially, of stopping.
From The Better Part of Valour (E) by obstinatrix.
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And, frankly, because he was a bloody idiot with zero chill.
From Our Remedies Oft in Ourselves Do Lie by miraworos.
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[He] grasped onto his dignity so tightly that he'd strangle it before he let it slip away. It likely wasn’t entirely healthy.
From It's Not The End Of The World by mellohirust.
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It was unreal.
No human could have eyes so blue, hair so bright, a face so fair.
It was totally, absolutely unfair.
From arise, my darling, and go forth by NaroMoreau.
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[An angel] must have wings, an entirely tan and/or white wardrobe, and Good Will Toward Mankind. Also, an angel must not dance. But Aziraphale thought three out of four wasn’t bad.
From A Gradual Acceleration by PunJedi.
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[...], hair fluffy like the world’s poshest blow dried sheep, [...]
From Good Old Fashioned Coffee Boy by MrsNoggin.
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Mr. Fell was definitely a very special brand of lunatic [...] and was now staring with exactly the sort of scandalised expression one would expect a proper gentleman like Mr. Fell to use to regard anyone wearing jeans that tight.
From All of This is Completely Normal Here by TogetherAgain.
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Maybe he could tolerate that kind of praise today. Maybe he would even -- he shivered -- like it.
From As Time Goes By (E) by Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro).
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Aziraphale closed the door and leaned against it, smiling up at the ceiling, biting his lip. He couldn’t help but giggle when he heard a muffled “Yes! Hot damn!” from the other side of the door, and then retreating footsteps.
From Bigger Than Us by Caedmon.
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She figured that the “angel” was either an actual Angel [that] Crowley had been pining after for a long time, or a human he called a pet name, that he had been pining after for a long time. She was certain that there was pining involved.
From The Demon on Her Shoulder Has Her Back by Barely_a_human.
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“We still on for dinner?” Crowley asked. Aziraphale realized he was still holding Crowley's hand against his face.
From If You Don't Quit Running That Mouth of Yours... (E) by orchidlocked.
#go-fanfic-be-like#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x aziraphale#spacing out while besottedly staring at Crowley is certainly a vibe#orchidlocked
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“What does it look like I’m doing? Trading in stocks? I’m making you dinner.”
“As a … snake?”
From At Last by Z A Dusk (snakeandmoon).
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He stumbles through the usual selection of Indistinguishable Crowley Noises [...].
From crazy little thing called love by sleepy_angel.
#good omens#go-fanfic-be-like#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale#crowley#indistinguishable crowley noises TM#sleepy_angel
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This man… he was beautiful, and Crowley felt his bisexuality take a hard gay turn.
From The Big British Baking Bash by Caedmon.
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