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This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen
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#accidentally the pitcher tosses a Christian baby at you#is singld handledly the funniest sentence known to man#everyone else give up
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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
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swear to god i don't mean this in a pretentious way but being in public in any kind of alt fashion really does feel like this sometimes
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fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
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okay you know that one game you’d play on the playground with friends where one person was designated as the “watcher” and everyone had to move around when the watcher wasn’t looking, and freeze if they were? and if the watcher caught you moving you were out of the game?
please rb for sample size 💔💔
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yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men's tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy
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this guy just showed us what he’s eating by setting it to his spray and rejoining the server
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