goliraz

[goliraz]

what if Conn Tumblr return. What if

[goliraz]

Yes it does. There’s been a weird influx of fans like you in recent years that exaggerate how much of an asshole 2D actually is. No he is not a perfect baby angel but he’s also not a scummy guy. He’s generally a nice dude. Him getting an ego and sleeping around doesn’t mean he’d be an active dick to kids lmao. Murdoc WOULD do that shit, 100%. There’s even an old p1 interview where he talks about performing an exorcism in front of the kids of a woman he was hooking up with lol. If 2D interacted with a kid after banging his mum he’d just be awkward af. He’d prolly ask him if he likes dawn of the dead or some shit. He’s not and never was some cool asshole. He tried to act like he was, but he wasn’t.

on god? U promise? u know him? got blud saved in ur contacts too?

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ik 2d slept around a lot but that tweet fits murdoc wayyy more

No it doesn’t. Murdoc wouldn’t look twice at the kid of a girl he was shagging at all and he would have to be insanely drunk to do so, in which case the kid would probably make him so upset just in its conceptual presence and existence he would get freaked out and cry or leave. & if he ever talked about it he’d turn it into an elaborate dirty joke. 2D would b throwing m&ms top speed at yo kids head for fun. Because his brain is so stagnated at the age he was when he was hit by the car at least a part of him is a scummy teenager forever

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Why do people call 2d innocent and kind and shit when he was doing this shit every night of his life and loving it until he was genuinely too old and drugfucked to get away with it anymore

[goliraz]

I fucking hate murdoc man. You only get one life and you spend it swearing the synthpop you make is hard shit and beating ur man up. Die

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Im so high. I miss you and gorillaz

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where you can live your dreams, long as you don't look like me

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meats & greens

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babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

[goliraz]

actually yeah tear his ass to pieces

[goliraz]

Gorillaz in 2001: “We are a direct parody of rampant consumerism in the music industry. We aim to call out the superficial and parasocial relationships that exist between these manipulative artists/record labels and the general public in a shocking, humorous and thought-provoking way.”

Gorillaz in 2023: “UH OH!!! BIIIIG RIZZ ALERT COME WATCH MURDOC NICCALS HITTING THE GRIDDY ON THE GORILLAZ TIK TOK PAGE!!!! WATCH NOODLE TRACK HER HOROSCOPE WHAT A #SLAY. BUY OUR DESIGNER CLOTHES NOW AT THE LINK BELOW”

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hey murdoc,, put down the get up. This is what a real vampire looks like

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Has any1 listened to the new g-mixes.. My only takes R: noodle listening to songs about fucking girls again go on Miss Bisexual. ALSO there must be something in the water there’s bollywood on 2 mixes & also 2 other songs abt India. is gorillaz is becoming based? Drop ur thoughts gays..

[goliraz]

August 15, 1997: D-Day

The story as told by 2-D and Murdoc in the Gorillaz autobiography Rise of the Ogre audiobook

[goliraz]

NO WAY was just abt to go for a smoke..

CONNN I WAS JUST ABT TO SEND U AN ASK ABT HOW I MISS SEEING U ON MY DASH N THEN U POSTED!!!! OMG!!!! 😸😸😸

OMG KURT HIIII I think this is frm a time ago sozzz.. How are u my brother I love the new URL 😁