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50 posts!

True wisdom comes once in a while in a cereal packet

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My favourite word in the Swedish language is "olla" which translates to "the action of putting your bellend on something"

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Like the sun set on the British empire, the sun will set on the oligarchs in the USA and the rest of the world one day.

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It's sad that the best thing to be produced in sweden has mostly stayed in sweden. The fact that only swedes know of the socialist bear is very disappointing.

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Y'allternative

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Having ADHD is having moths in your head. Feasting on thoughts and memories. Leaving it a fucking tapestry of remembering that I made a grilled cheese but not if I ate it.

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33 times now

I've kept track of how many times I've eaten McDonald's in my life. It's 32 and 14 of them was within the last year

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Oreos are Christian propaganda

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I've kept track of how many times I've eaten McDonald's in my life. It's 32 and 14 of them was within the last year

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Why are you only nervous when it's something that doesn't matter in the long run. Like a date or an interview. I have stared down death in the white eye without flinching, but talking to a crush I'm a ball of nerves.

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I remember why I hate dating apps. There are people there and you have to talk to them

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Gotta love when your family is as emotionally supportive as a cactus is huggable

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I wonder what would happen if the universe stopped spinning

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I went to make a cup of tea, and as I found my tea cup it already had hot tea. Thanks past self

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I hate that the loneliest you can ever be is in a group of people

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I have one role model, and that is Bandit Heeler

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The fact that my brain does the opposite of rationalisation is very painful