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i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

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i feel like youve gotta be in a certain mindset to eat a shitload of nacho cheese doritos like those are things you can have a handful of whenever but a party sized bowl? all for yourself? too much fuckin cheese 

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ig ive gotta murder you now

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just realized both are your fault

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2 songs that have been alternating in my head all day: the reeses puff cereal rap & the naked mole rat song

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take these with you. it will be important in your quest

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once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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…You raise a point.

ha cha cha

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Mood, but also, Michael, please eat something besides gummy bears?

i hear you but what if i just.... slide you a pack of haribos

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the clear ones are GOOD.

hey weve got a nerd w no taste over here

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startin a new experiment where i see how long i can live solely off of gummy bears

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