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Apprentice: lucio, come over

Lucio: i cant im dead

Apprentice: asras gone and im in the palace

Lucio:

@roll-2-seduce ;3c

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forget me nots.

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Muriel: *exists*

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God… please just…give me his route.

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Her

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*kicks down wall* Did somebody say long-haired gladiator Muriel

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My laptop froze while I was doing a pic of Julian and I lost all of my progress, so here’s a pic of this gorgeous lady to take my mind off of it x’D

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you can take like any line by dennis reynolds and very easily imagine lucio saying it instead, honestly:

“the only crime that has been committed here today is the crime of ugliness. and sadly, you can’t press charges for that.”

“this is crazy, i’m having feelings again. like some 14 year old kid. you remember feelings, right?”

[sobbing] “i’m sexually attractive. i’m a sexually attractive man.”

“sickness…BEGONE”

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imagine asra in these

you’re welcome

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(blows a kiss to the woods) for muriel

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honestly?? can u imagine the Plot of muriel’s route??? like the apprentice getting into shit and taking on the goat man and muriel’s devoted ass having to come along for the ride like “pls be careful pls” and giving them myrrh and cuddles

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What kind of ugly sweaters would the cast wear?

Nadia: 

Asra:

Julian: 

Portia: 

Muriel: 

Lucio: 

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wrow

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“You’re just dying to try me.“

tfw u make another MC bc u can never stay in one fandom w/ only one fucking oc

Her name is Ninel and she has a little friend she named Cert