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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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yes you tolerate trans women but are you normal about trans women who activate the chaos nexus. and bring avout the end of all things godly and true
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“How’s life?”
Me:
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they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me
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my trigger phrases are “can we get a booth” or “party of 12. no we don’t have a reservation”
#being a host has given me Insane anger issues#because surely you think. People can’t be THAT rude and dumb#and then they are
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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
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