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Hey how you doing???? I hope you're not inactive bcs I just followed you ;) i've been really pissed that I found blogs with awesome content just to find out that they're inactive
ahhh i’m still alive yes but i just haven’t really had any content recently??? my other blog @nightowl-arts is still VERY active (not newsies stuff but still stuff) if you wanna check that out! i tend to post more on that anyway haha
and same i hate finding cool blogs that don’t post anymore lmao so thanks for checking up on me???
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Elmer: I’ll take one cup of coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
Race *a barista*: one cup of milk coming up
Elmer: :D
Albert: I’ll take a cup of coffee as dark and bitter as Spot’s soul
Race: two cups of milk
Spot: I want a black coffee
Race: one cup of coffee as dark and bitter as Albert’s soul coming up
Albert: -_-
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I finally figured out my ask thing so...
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!
Please? I’m very bored and SVU only keeps me entertained for so long.
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Fall break is coming up next week and I have absolutely no plans whatsoever. I think I’m gonna take the time to draw some stuff that had popped into my head. If anyone has any requests, I would be way more than happy to oblige. I’ll tag my ships so you guys know and from there, it’s up to y’all!
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SnapBack Bros!!
If anyone has any drawing requests, please let me know! I am very bored and very lonely...
#kid blink#albert dasilva#racetrack higgins#snapback bros#i made this up#why does this exist#oh well i hope yall like this
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uhhhh i put wii music over 3 ½ minutes of newsies not knowing what’s going on
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Newsies as Vines:
Spot: fuck off janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower
Crutchie: well when life gives you lemons
Race: fuck this shit I’m out
Katherine: you are my dad you’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie
Davey: is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book
Sarah: I’m a lesbian
Les: i thought you were America
Finch: two shots of vodka
Albert: road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does
JoJo: welcome to bible study were all children of Jesus KUMBAYAAAA MY LORDDDD
Race: it’s the good kush
Albert: this is the dollar store how good could it be
Jack: I wanna be a cow boy babyyyy
Tommy Boy: back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Race, to Jack and Davey: two bro’s chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay
Snyder: cuz I just want you for my own
Jack: please leave me the fuck alone
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Newsies as John mulaney quotes:
Has this been done before???? Probably. But I’m doing it anyway. Please feel free to add to this.
JoJo: for those of you that aren’t catholic I don’t mean to exclude you even though we love to exclude you
Also JoJo: now I was raised Catholic I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me
Race: sometimes people will ask “what do you think you’re doing” but that just meant “stop” they didn’t actually want to know my thought process
Jack: I will pepper in the fact that I am gay
Davey: I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to go tell me to read Jane Austen and then I didn’t
Sarah: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Spot: You know how I’m filled with rage
Elmer: and I said no ya know like a liar
Buttons: cuz you know how you lie to your parents
Crutchie: you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you
Les: you remember being 12 and you’re like no one look at me or I’ll kill myself
Smalls: I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under
Katherine: just cuz you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting
Blink: sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all
Mush: no! that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!
Specs: eleven up and one over ya simple bitch
Albert: you have your law practice and me I have all these fucking markers
Jack to Davey: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing
Finch: what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Mike and Ike: 21 plays of what’s new pussycat
Brooklyn: do you want me to kill that guy for you
Manhattan: we want a gift! but only if it’s money
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One of these days I’m gonna snap and post the 500 word essay I wrote about all the gay elements in newsies and how the Broadway/Tour adaption censored all of it to avoid the wrath of the mouse overlord
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Kid Blink!
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This gives me Les vibes
newsies as pictures of cats i have in my gallery for some reason
jack:
davey:
crutchie:
race:
albert:
jojo:
elmer:
specs:
smalls:
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Newsies As Stuff My Friends Have Said Part 3
Race: at least I don’t need a step stool to reach the top shelf
Spot: yeah cuz you get someone else to do it for you cuz you’re too lazy
Davey: i- this is why I have most of the braincell
Albert: this almost gives me hope for myself
Albert: key word almost
Albert: there’s no hope for me
Albert: *nervous laughter*
Jack: what else would I be doing? Sleeping? I think not
Buttons: I think I’ve gone mental
Elmer: dude I lost my marbles a long time ago
Buttons: I want to cry
Elmer: what’s stopping us
Buttons: my body yelling at me
JoJo: I don’t have money
Romeo: oh I don’t either
*upon receiving a handful of gummy worms*
Race: thank you for your generous donation to the poor
4:20
Finch: 430
Finch: NO WAIT
Finch: BRUH
Albert: dang
Romeo: a tragedy
Albert: if every celebrity had a name like Bill Nye the Science Guy what would they be called
Race: Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer
Race: i got Dr Pepper twislers
Albert: gross
Race: we can fight
Katherine: why does my cat look like this
Sarah: he’s judging your soul
Davey: he’s not looking down he’s looking up
Jack: he’s challenging god
Katherine: here we have Newsies
Katherine: we got Davey talking about his grades
Katherine: jack and Crutchie talking about the final
Katherine: and race talking about pirating an amazon fire stick
Crutchie: you know you’ve peaked when you go to put the milk back in the cabinet where the cups go
Jack: I just poured goldfish into a bowl like it was cereal
Jack: I don’t wanna say I’ve peaked but
Jack: I’ve peaked
Davey: so jack you ready for the quiz
Jack: ....
Jack: say sike right now
#newsies#newsies bullshit#yall are probably tired of this#but i think its funny so here it is anyway#yes these are all still very real things my friends have said
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That one part in newsies wHERE ELMER SAYS ‘I GUARANTEE’ AND HE’S REALLY CUTE AND ADORABLE RELBOG IF YOU AGREE
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