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99% of games: there are male NPCs and female NPCs. You are able to romance to women characters if you want to

Minecraft: there is only one gender: bald. You can throw bread at them and they will kiss until a baby spontaneously appears out of thin air. They also are capable of building robots to kill their enemies. Why? Fuck you

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omg this sucks, im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] fall up

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chris dunne in the wet santa episode

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i just got scared the crap out of, i’m at the grocery store rn and there was a friggin dude by the entrance who looked almost exactly like fucking mario conte LMAOOO

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where are they shipping them too????

Someone said once that they wanted to ship willwoodupdates with some other will wood account [I can’t remember who].

People will ship anything these days… smh…

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why did i just envision myself posting: "i want teeth"

i have teeth, in fact, lots of them

who's teeth does my subconscious want????????

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The tumblr Will Wood fandom is crazy rn 😭 we've got a war over bald will wood vs hair will wood

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Somebody on tiktok is selling the death of the author shirt, and keeps deleting my comments but doesn't block me, guess what buddy you will not stop me from calling you out and giving people the actual link

If you want Will Wood merch, go to the Will Wood Webstore. Not tiktok shop, not amazon, just the Will Wood Webstore.

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i’m so pissed off that i slept all fucking day. it was a nice day outside, i could’ve gone for a walk or some shit but nooo i fucking fell asleep at 11 am and now the sun is just gone >:/

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things heating up in the will wood fandom today

listen here you bald son of a gun. ive had it up to HERE with your tyranny in the will wood tag. prepare to be uprooted you vile dastardly fan!!!

FOLLOW @hairwillwood TO BEAT THE VILE BALDS!!

What the FUCK. You disgusting haired fool, bald Will Wood is the BEST Will Wood.

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Was listening to I.V. Sweatpants by childish gambino and getting groovy and well, hipping my hop, then I misclicked and got tomcat disposables jumpscared

Ruined my mood

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well this disease is defined by its treatment you people make me sick wah waaow

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what a nice dude, showing me what time it is

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"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone

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“is that a jesus quote” - my friend upon me reading this out to her

”I’m gay” “I’m bisexual” yeah well I’m the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it