i have anxiety, leave me alone (/hj)any pronouns?i make memes sometimes
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“History will remember me as the man who shoved a sandwich down his pants” -Brennen Lee Mulligan 2025
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walk your own four feet ffs ??????

#she has 4 feet but chooses to walk on mine??#this is like a regular thing too#she just walks and steps all over my feet#wtf bro LMAO
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everybody stop what you’re doing and look at my cat


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my friend “accidentally” enabled the handsome astarion mod (?) and now this is just on my living room tv screen 😭😭😭😭


#IM PISSING MYSELF#THIS IS SO STUPID#LMAOOO#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#bg3#balders gate 3#bg3 astarion#handsome astarion
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sleepy lil man

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"hey I'm gonna need 2 weeks to mourn my fictional father instead of participating in life. that okay?"
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happy easter
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grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.
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If I had a nickel every time Chimney Han got infected by a deadly virus from work where he was in a vent I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice
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i feel really bad for people liking my posts and following me and whatever based on what i’m posting right now based on 9-1-1 right now and they don’t even realize i’m like basically a will wood/litwtc fan account 💀💀 like this s 9-1-1 stuff isn’t gonna last bro im just a bit tipsy and incredibly distraught right now bro
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BOBBY DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT
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