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men at arms

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The FISH FEAR ME demo is out now for Steam Next Fest!!! It's a bullet heaven fishing roguelike about becoming the greatest battle-fisherman of all time:

Fish up sea monsters and fight them to the death

Sell their bones to upgrade your boat

Hunt bounties to gain eldritch knowledge

Erase a cosmic debt millennia in the making

Check it out!!

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The FISH FEAR ME demo is out now for Steam Next Fest!!! It's a bullet heaven fishing roguelike about becoming the greatest battle-fisherman of all time:

Fish up sea monsters and fight them to the death

Sell their bones to upgrade your boat

Hunt bounties to gain eldritch knowledge

Erase a cosmic debt millennia in the making

Check it out!!

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The boiling point of water is 99° Celsius

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When you eat an apple the juice runs clear but when you buy apple juice at the capitalist bourgeois grocery store it is yellow?

this is because factory farm raised apples are not given enough water to hydrate properly so their juice has a higher concentration of nitrogen and urea, which gives apple juice that distinctive yellow coloration. The more properly hydrated your apples, the more their juice will be diluted with water and the juice will run clear.

this is why you should always get organic free range apples and free range apple juice. support your local farmers.

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Oh... my kittens... someday you will see the sun rise in the west... our magnetic fields are reversing... mmmmmmm The Moon has a new spice waiting to be tasted

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приветик from Siberia

Novosibirsk is beautiful in autumn. I am enjoying an iced chai in my "winter palace" in Leninsky. My ancestral thirst for blood is calmed, soothed, and slumbering. I am an awe-inspiring, lethargic, and teleological woman. I am tightened, rejuvenated, and heated thoroughly through the center. Every day is a new opportunity, and you have to forget that.

I'm hoping to use this account to educate westerners on correct thought when it comes to the USSR and international socialism. My mother taught me well the truth about communism and Putin's nationalistic chauvinism. She passed down secrets to me that her mother passed down to her that she received from the great feminist who I was named after. Through these secrets, I am able to channel spirits who can show me economic data and historical information unavailable to philosophers, historians, or economics who analyze history from a kulakpilled state of mind. The historical materialism I am capable of is impossible for others to understand.

The truth is this: Anastasia Nikolaevna escaped the Bolsheviks. She survived. She did not escape unscathed and some of her DNA did get buried with the other Romanov children in those mines outside Sverdlovsk. That is how they "found" her "corpse" but that was only a part of her body. She took on the name Ilya Levovich and disguised herself as a boy. She joined the Komsomol in order to hide in plain sight, but it was in the Komsomol that she was informed, reformed, redeemed, and resurrected. She became "woke." She came to be one of the strongest advocates for communism in all of the USSR. She fell in love with my great grandfather, a bisexual short king if there ever was one. He loved her as a man and as a woman. She raised my grandmother on Simone de Beauvoir, Rosemary Hennessy, and Eva Kolstad and my grandmother did the same for me. My family does not associate with the fascist bourgeois royals in the Patriarchal Romanov Family Association. We have left behind our royal heritage and embraced the proletariat as our international family.

I do not attend royal banquets and weddings and funerals or engage in petty discourse about who is and is not a legitimate successor to an illegitimate throne. I make bath bombs and scented candles and I channel spirits to better understand history from a dialectical materialist perspective. It is through the dialectic of science and seance that the truth is revealed.

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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

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i keep trying to reread wyrd sisters but i can't get further than this cause every time i see it i have to turn my phone off and close my eyes for twenty minutes.....this is SO funny. you just know there's a little recipe book in goodie maysherestinpeace whemper's old cottage with an entry that says RECIPE FOR HOT LEAD BONES: step one you get some lead step two you put it in their bones

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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A small collaboration with Ibraheem, whose campaign is still going!!

So if you have the money to spare I implore you to donate:

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by Laerte Coutinho

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From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast

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