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Having the worst hanxiety bc apparently last night I got really drunk and tried to learn Chinese??? I've made a fool of myself on xiaohongshu

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Controversial opinion but every time someone headcanons Adam as an apprentice an angel dies

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Not to ruin ur day or anything but u know how saw uses a lot of biblical imagery? If John is christ then amanda is a lamb, and you know how they killed lambs in the bible....???

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Call me Minecraft Steve the way I make yo bitch bed rock

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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If toilets were sentient i'd be a baaaaad person

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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I have Rodrick heffley dressed as a butterfly tattooed on my leg now

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Happy spiral anniversary!! Got my 3rd saw tattoo today :3

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why is he serving

face card never declined even when his life is on the line i guess

love you king

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Spiral positive memes for spiralversary! I love u spiral and all my spiral pals! :D

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watching saw 0.5 is like damn leigh whannell really gives the worst line delivery ever but then he gets into that bear trap and start wailing and crying and moaning and screaming and you’re like yeah i see why they let him act in the whole real film actually

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this is canon btw

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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ADAM LOOK OUT!!

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I have a love/hate relationship with codeine