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Dream SMP as Sims patch notes

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please have these extremely cursed things i did at like three AM

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The man-free sanctuary will offer up a range of typical beauty services such as hair, waxing, facials and manicures and pedicures, while providing unique services like henna and halal nails and eyebrow shaping.

“We want women to be able to come in and feel completely relaxed,” ~ Quhshi said.

Quhshi also noted that while Le’Jemalik was created with Muslims in mind, “women of all faiths, races, and ethnicities” are welcome.

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I hate the knowledge that Philza is younger than Phil Lester

Hate this

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guys i am literally so so so in love with this fic i’m writing,,,,,,, awesamdude centric zombie apocalypse au and i am just having such a good time. fran and tommy are central to the plot and i’m really, really proud of the characterization nd plot and i think im really doing such a good job. SOBBING bc i feel proud of myself and what im writing. i just. im actually writing a GOOD STORY. a good stoy! ! with fucking plot adn shit ….

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ranboo saying he has memory loss to get out of trouble, not knowing he was in cannon, and then having to write an entire 20 page document of backstory to justify it, accidently becoming the best actor in the server vs. karl deciding to make small roleplaying streams to get people together and finding out we think he’s a time traveler only to roll with it and stay up every night to make some of coolest builds in the server with intricate stories behind them that explain some of the servers unanswered questions

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Me: Okay, mom, love you! Bye!

Stock Broker standing next to me: Buy?

The entirety of wall street: Buy? Buy? Buy! Buy! Buy! Buybuybuybuy…

Economy: *collapses*

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sick of seeing “rawest quotes from the dream smp” posts on my dash. it’s time to talk about how youtuber nightriez, in response to dream debunking his accusations about staged manhunts, said “hope you enjoy seeing gods bleed” completely unironically.

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True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.

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Coyote finds old dog toy, acts like a puppy A photographer spotted a coyote as it trotted into her yard and explored a toy left in the snow. What she managed to capture on camera is the beauty of play.

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if you have a minecraft flower as pfp i consider you my brother

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Identifying fascists and their friends on tumblr

Most important step--who do they reblog from? If they reblog from fascists, they're a fascist. Look out for the following things in URLs/bios/posts. If you see it, it MIGHT be unintentional, but 95% of the time the person is a reactionary.

NOT A COMPLETE LIST. More can be found on the Anti-Defamation League's website. Feel free to add your own.

Antisemitic Dogwhistles:

(((Triple parentheses)))--used by antisemites to identify Jewish names

"Cultural Marxists"--means Jews

"The mysterious, wealthy elites"--means Jews

"Powerful satanic pedophiles"--means Jews

"XYZ Jew or rich person is secretly a lizard/robot/alien"--hearkens to the Jews control the world narrative

Generalized statements about Israel as a major global power/influencing the US

"Controlled media"

"International bankers"

Referencing "certain people on the east coast of the US"

"New York intellectual"

"Dual loyalty"

Overt fixation on the Rothschilds/George Soros

Depictions of unlikeable people as having hooded eyelids, dark curly hair, large hooked noses

"Controlling the masses, puppet master, mastermind"

References to or depictions of the happy merchant

ZOG/Zionist Occupied Government

Nonspecific language and rhetoric often used by fascists/friends of fascists:

Cumbrain

Smoothbrain--eugenicist phrasing

Correcting for overpopulation--ecofascist rhetoric

Degenerate

Social Darwinism/survival of the fittest/natural selection

Traditional values

Symbology to double check:

Scandinavian symbology (inc. Norse runes)

American front cross

Celtic cross

Depictions of German soldiers (w/ or w/o swastika)

Imperial German flag

Iron Cross

Eagle (akin to Nazi eagle)

Pepe the Frog (for real)

Wojak (paying attention to any other symbols added to it or showing a deformed head/damaged brain)

URLs + Self-identifiers to be wary of:

Trad/traditional/traditionalist

Monarchist

Punished

Risen

Nationalist

Crucified

Aryan

Unforgiven

Patriarch

Patriot

Fallen

Chad

Egalitarian

Unrepentant

Prussia/Prussian

Liberty

Anglican

Catholicism/saints/church (yep)

Numbers to look at:

83

14 88 (together or individually)

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