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for anyone following me specifically for minecraft downloads for whatever reason, i added 2 variants of transparent string to the minecraft downloads page if that inch rests you at all

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Blathers hurry tf up i got shit to donate

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Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

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Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

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………You are the expert I guess………….

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steal their look.png

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i didn’t even know the photo studio was a thing!!

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i love this small angy owl

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so i’ve gotten really good at editing 👀

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8-Bit Community Server / 2020 Halloween Event Boat Race / scenery by adzuboin

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I MISS HER

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i worry about you sometimes, tangy…

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Redd, having done nothing yet: I love this island! Everyone’s so generous and trusting.

Isabelle, over the loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! There is a SHADY-LOOKING fox with a TACKY-ASS boat selling artwork that HASN’T BEEN AUTHENTICATED. DO NOT ENGAGE!

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More dumb legal shenanigans for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

A dwarvish foundry claims exemption from workplace safety regulations, citing a precedent that technically classifies dwarves as a mineral

The corpses of a local graveyard become animated, and promptly file a claim of adverse possession, arguing that the graveyard’s owners knew they were inhabiting the property and did nothing to stop them

A naming rights dispute between two wizards who each claim to have independently invented the same spell

A sorcerer discovers the identity of the horny asshole dragon who ghosted on their great great great great grandmother, and a multi-generational paternity suit ensues

Negotiating a divorce settlement between the Chosen Hero and their intelligent talking sword

A community sues their tutelary spirit after performing the required rites and suffering a drought anyway; the deity’s acolytes countersue that their patron has no liability because the drought was an act of god

Skeleton unions

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pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms