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front facing egrets making me lose control of everything
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applying poison lipstick to my top lip and antidote to my bottom lip for a thrilling yet ultimately benign kiss
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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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check this out idiot *rips at the thread that binds my spirit to my body and i collapse into a pile of wet meat*
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i would be the best dead wife ever i love to laugh while laying in bed
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they call it a happy trail cuz u see it and get so so so excited yippee!!!
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hey girl ….you ever been disappointed by a cis man? ……..wanna be disspaointed by a trans one ?💪🏻😏🤔🤨 please?
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i... am... not... depressed!!! my telekinesis halfheartedly shoves a couple things around the room
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youre not a real artist unless you have a big wood palette with perfect dollops of paint on it, a beret, a messy apron, and a paintbrush that you hold in your teeth while you contemplate the large canvas on an easel in front of you which you indicate that youre doing by squinting and rubbing your chin.
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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW
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