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THE BRIDE AND THE UGLYASS GROOM!!!!!!!!!

im rlly happy with these two aGUGUGHH im going to give them the sappiest meetcute romance to ever exist.

For this version of chromedome, i kind of want to lean into his 'ex detective' background in mtmte. I imagine his internal monologue is frequently slipping into dick tracy mode while he contemplates the severe and constant bad luck he's subjected to on a daily basis.

rewind on the other hand is fascinated by just about everything he sees on this strange new planet, not the least of which being the people. He's immediately enamoured with the idea of the group, and shows his love by putting to documenting the crew's incredibly silly antics. He acts as the literal POV of portions of the story, as in it's ideal form (animated episodes of a long running series- nigh unreachable :C) he would be actually interviewing and catching candid footage of his colleagues.

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Ribbon Seal

Habitat: The Arctic Ocean and surrounding pack ice, coasts

Strengths:

Can be quite large, 136 kg (330 lbs) and 1.8 m (6 ft) long at their maximum

Thick layer of fat under the skin to provide insulation against the cold

Can dive up to 600 m (1950 ft) and remain submerged for over 30 minutes

Short, sharp teeth for catching fish

Excellent hearing, especially underwater

Weaknesses:

Can only move about 20 kph (12.47 mph) over land

Poor eyesight on land

From March to May adults haul up onto the ice to molt and pup, and are thus more exposed and vulnerable

Photo by NOAA Fisheries

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Olm

Habitat: Freshwater cave systems

Strengths:

Capable of sensing organic compounds in the water through highly developed receptors in the mouth and nose

Can also detect sound waves, vibrations, and electric fields through water

Agile swimmers

Weaknesses:

Severely reduced eyes; only able to sense light

No claws and very reduced teeth

Very small; reaches only 20 cm (12 in) in length and 150 g (5.3 oz) in weight

Photo by Balázs Lerner and Gergely Balázs

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I'm sorry, professor, I consider publishing your course a day late, having a mandatory live zoom meeting during business hours to stay enrolled for an asynchronous class, and requiring students to use a $60 ***pdf*** that you wrote as their textbook to be exceptionally unprofessional and since I've still got 14 days to get a refund I'm totally not paying $150 to take your class.

Also, for all the newbie professors out there: a syllabus is not just a greeting and a list of assignments. If you haven't given your students AT LEAST your office hours, your late work policy, and your preferred method of being contacted, then you have not given your students a syllabus it's just sparkling announcements.

But really. Sir. SIR. You teach Speech 100. This is one of the most basic classes with like, 20 of the most widely available accepted textbooks and you want me to pay sixty dollars for a pdf of a book that you rewrite every semester so that there are no previous editions?

Buddy this is interpersonal communication, not introductory rhetoric. Why is one of your *four* total assignments about Socrates?

Maybe it's the fact that I've taken Spch 100 interpersonal communication three times already, maybe it's the fact that I grew up with somebody who taught Spch 100 interpersonal communication from 1981 to 2018, but buddy what the fuck are you doing?

"Some of our lectures will only be available for 24 hours so it is up to you to stay on top of it."

Friend, you are teaching an asynchronous online 100-level class at a community college during a pandemic. Get off your high horse, a third of your students are probably parents. There is no reason whatsoever to limit access to course materials to 24 hours unless you are doing it to be a controlling asshole.

Also YOU published your class a day and a half late! You don't get to publish your class late with an incomplete syllabus and tell students to "stay on top of it." Especially not since that means that people have two fewer days to buy your PDF textbook and only one full day to prepare for your mandatory 1pm on a Tuesday zoom meeting!

Why do you require me to have access to a printer for an online class? Oh yeah it's because you expect me to print out and draw on sections of your $60 ebook.

SIR. No thank you.

Kids, new students: this is a level of bullshit and disorganization from a professor that you do not have to put up with. This is a neatly ordered series of red flags that say "this professor is going to be absolutely unbearable."

Also *any* humanities class where your whole grade is 4 assignments should get serious side-eye. You should be able to pass most 100 level humanities classes by just turning in weekly assignments. 4 assignments means that by the time you figure out how the professor grades you're probably close to halfway through the class. Look for classes that require weekly participation as a major chunk of the grade because that way, even if you fuck up a project in a major way, just showing up can save your ass.

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Saw some funny redraws of @unpeeled-human 's comic panels and it really reminded me of how every spirit in the first season reacted to Mob.

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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

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Oh no...

I just realized Airachnid found them because D gave them away

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What’s your history with Nixon???

Why does he have such beef with you???????

Woah mama who's that

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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big man disturbing the peace. excuse me sir | source

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Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

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this could be the snart of something big

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someone draw this as gyatso and aang im begging you pleaseeee

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H-O-T-T-O-G-O….

Woah mama you can take me hot to go

Hummina hummina hummina