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Jeez, watch him in Candela Obscura before posting something like this

Theres been so many comments about keeping Robbie as a main cast member at Critical Role.

I need to see Robbie play another character to see if he is truly main cast worthy, the bar is incredibly high to match the rest. Don't get me wrong he's a lovely guy and clearly a very talented voice actor. It's just if we're going to outnumber the women even more so than it is, I want it to be confident he can bring something else to the table? Dorian for me is a bit too much 1st PC material and has never really sparked my interest. What else can Robbie bring us?

This isn't Robbie hate before anyone implies it.

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matt mercer is singlehandedly putting more work into furthering the point that essek thelyss is deeply, DEEPLY, in love with caleb widogast than any person on this planet

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I will kill and slaughter to keep this child safe and happy.

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No one can look me in my eyes and tell me Byakuya is straight.

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idk

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Kurt Wagner: *literally does anything*

Me:

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Coriolanus Snow in TBOSAS a summary:

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Astarion: I do admire how you got that lantern, you know.

Astarion: Not just your craftsmanship, although the dead pixies are - 'mwah'.

dev note:

Astarion: But being willing to turn away from what you know. To turn away from the light and bend the darkness to your will.

Astarion: I see you, Gale of Waterdeep. I see you.

dev note:

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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Gortash: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Durge a little bit

Ketheric: You doodled your wedding invitation

Gortash: That's our joint tombstone

Ketheric: My mistake

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durgetash’s matching rings

okay durgetash friends, i was thinking tonight. we all know about the chest in flymm cobblers and the chest in the bhaal temple.

in gortash’s chest you can find a ruby ring, which is to me a gift from durge. it’s blood themed, very on the nose for a bhaalspawn yeah?

so then i was thinking about the ring in the temple of bhaal, which i believe is a present from bane’s chosen. i did a bit of looking and realized green is one of bane’s preferred colors ?? (from the bane wiki). what use does a bhaalspawn have for jewelry?? (someone in the notes also pointed out the comment from orin about being “twisted in [gortash’s] cords” with the twisted band aaaaaa)

i’d also like to point out that google says verdelite is thought to ��give execution force, continuing power, [and the] mental power necessary for realizing the ideal” while tourmaline is thought to “encourage love, gently disperse emotional pain and dissolve disruptive feelings” which is just an added funny as a gift from gortash. if you’re curious rubies are “stones of passion, protection, and prosperity” which is very enver coded from his durge. sigh.

so in my delusional head they have their rings in their chests <3 that is all.

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Now THIS is art. 😍

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A Comprehensive Guide To Color-Coded Characters

Red: Somewhat crude and feral, low-key wise but also Mad Dumb. Acts confident but secretly super insecure. Tactile, strong fashion choices,takes naps. Big Gay Energy. Eats food straight from the can. Needs and Deserves love and kindness. Please adopt them. Guilty of arson. Voted #1 most likely to have a mullet as a teen. Needs a dog.

Orange: Energetic Wild Card, but 100% whatever the fuck they are. Only unpredictable when they’re Quiet. Loud Boi™. Probably a little too trusting of authority. Danger Baby. Craves Destruction. Fine on their own but could probably benefit from the direction of a group. Should always be supervised in the kitchen.

Yellow: Dumbass with a good heart, the first one the fandom forgets about. Deserves better. Probably knows how to bake. 1000% Done With This Shit but also yes I will help you commit felonies. Needs a nap. High-strung. Deserves more quality attention in Canon but probably won’t get it. Divides the audience between Love Them and Irritated By Them. Mom Energy. Knits.

Green: Outward personality is mostly a façade. Simultaneously Most Likely and Least Likely murder suspect. Trauma. Probably needs a hug. Trans Icon Energy. Gamer. Good with either gardening or tech, sometimes both. Needs to be patient and kind to themselves. Holds a grudge forever. Eccentric. Reluctant Pet Owner becomes Diehard Pet Parent. Will Stab You.

Blue: Whatever they are on the outside is softer and sadder on the inside. High-Key Acts Wise to cover up the Big Dumbass Energy. Sweet Tooth Skincare Routine Instagram Diva. Snark. Always knows best. Aloof, bad with feelings, may have a stick up their ass. Family Issues Energy. The physical embodiment of Conflict. Needs Friends, or will devolve into a trash monster. Slight Bastard Energy.

Purple: 30% Fashion Icon, 30% early 2010’s “U Mad, Bro?” Meme in physical form, 30% Insecurity And A Desire To Be Loved And Understood. Remaining 10% dedicated to coming off as way cooler than they actually are. Bedhead. Not a morning person. Little Shit Energy. Younger Sibling Energy. Flushes the toilet while you’re in the shower.

Brown: Deserved more/better attention in Canon. Absolutely Batshit but Knows What They’re Talking About. Will Survive The Apocalypse. Probably could be mysterious and elegant if they wanted but isn’t really feeling it. Strong Commitment To Aesthetic. Feral Badass Energy. Lived in the woods before it was cool.

Black: Big Scary Softy. Fully capable of killing you and everyone you love but probably won’t. Stealth Meme. Seems like a Lawful Good Paladin but is surprisingly chill about doing crime. Reluctant Dad Energy. May or may not have committed assault. Do as I say, not as I do. Secret Knitter Energy. Why Do People Trust Me To Be The Responsible One, I Did Not Ask For This. Tempted to let the kids stick their fingers in the electrical socket, just once. Tired. I Love My Partner So Much

Grey: Sad Things. Press F to pay respects. Can’t help but like them a little. Could probably benefit from having a large, kindly dog. Needs more friends. Cannot survive on beef jerky alone but By God They Will Try. Either is a mom or needs one. Needs to braid hair and talk about feelings. Not allowed to die. Possibly magical. Neglected in fan fiction.

White: Either Big Serious or WeedFiend420; possibly both. Either way, Bisexual. Highly competent and strict. Parties Rarely but Parties Hard. Went Buckwild in college, somehow still graduated. Big Bitch Energy. Should not look as good as they do. Guilty of war crimes. Consumes a truly alarming amount of caffeine. Possibly immortal.

Pink: Can, Should, and Will kick your ass. Overachiever disguised as a quirky oddball. Your death will be neither swift not merciful. Highly competitive. Full of both love and rage. Their mouth is for Cake and Screaming. Optimistic. Baby Bi Energy. Loyal as hell. Has A Dark Secret. Tempted by the dark side. Talks to their plants

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Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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Every once in a while (like yearly) I remember Ava’s demon exists, go through tumblr posts to see if the fandom is still kicking, and then go to the website only to find like 5-10 new pages at best. I’d say it frustrates me, but it’s been like that for years, so par for the course, really. But hey, kickstarters! Sooo many kickstarters. Cause why continue the story if you can still milk the previous pages for money, right?