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Men are hotter when it looks like they'd thrash me about like a dog with a bone.

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Do you think Tangerine ever finger fucks himself in the bathroom when he's on his "business trips", all flushed and pretty. He probably feels so nasty, sitting on a public toilet and thrusting his knuckles deep into his hole. He can't help it, he misses you.

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Free use with Billy Hargrove is a need, not a want.

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Please let it be sexy

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Being a dungeon master and a monster fucker is such and experience.

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What if I wrote some smut for a character no one gives a shit about? Would anyone care? Would anyone get a little horny for a dating sim character? Anyone?

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Eddie Munson would absolutely beg you to fuck him before every single one of his shows. 

His bandmates have absolutely noticed, but I know he thinks they don’t. He thinks he’s being so sneaky when he drags you into the bathroom in the hideout, tugging you behind him by your belt. He doesn’t even notice you wave at Gareth as the drummer fake gags at you. He thinks he’s being such a little ninja when he appears on stage, his hair ruffled, his neck and collarbone **covered** in hickeys and bites.

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Billy Hargrove can sit on my cock!!

HE CAN!! AND HE WILL!!! AND HE’LL MOAN AND WHIMPER WHILE HE DOES IT!!!

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Finally fixed my computer you guys!!! Now i can write more porn for strangers on the internet. 

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There is no Tangerine X M!reader on this godforsaken app so once again I will feed you. 

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I have a strange feeling he’d like his hair pulled

It’d definitely be hard to get him to shut up, unless of course you put something in his mouth ~

He’s very big on swearing, even if you’ve only just got your mouth on him, he’s very vocal 

Poor things always on missions with his brother so he hardly ever gets the attention he deserves, definitely needy

He spoils you rotten with any material thing you want, so why not spoil him back with his own desires

Manhandle him, he deserves it

The biggest brat I have seen 

He likes pushing you so his punishment will be much harsher

Totally calls you sir, in and out of the bedroom

He HAS to be touching you at all times

Loves to touch the bulge in his stomach when your cock is inside him, it makes him feel so small  

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I have seen like no Tangerine X M!Reader on this fucking t-pose app, so I’ve got one in the works. 

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If you see me pop my eye out of its socket mind your business. 

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I AM BACK. 

I got very very very sick and totally forgot that I wrote this until my boyfriend told me people were commenting on my last Ralph X Male reader post. 

So here's a treat. 

-Ralph would sit on his knees all day long if it meant you would even think about palming him through his pants. 

-He steals pieces of your clothing and jacks off to them, holding the fabric up to his nose to breathe in your scent. 

-He needs you to be touching him always. Anywhere you are, he's right there along with you. Whispering how he longs for everyone in this room to see how much he loves you. 

-He tells you all the fantasies he’s had about you while you’ve been away. He’s not surprised when you drag him into the hall only to slam him against the nearest wall. 

-It takes some convincing, but Ralph finally gets you to take him somewhere his sister wouldn’t stumble upon you. 

-You decide to punish Ralph for his dirty behavior, and make him ride your thigh. He squeals with pleasure, whimpering and whining until he’s undone by the delicious friction. 

-He’s enraptured by your fingers, how they thrust in and out of his hole with such urgency. He needs you inside him, now. 

-You hold his hips tightly when you rub against his prostate with the head of your cock. He wails and writhes, babbling, dumb on your cock. 

-He hooks his ankles together, begging for you to stay inside of him even after you come. 

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THERE IS NO RALPH X MALE READER SHIT ON HERE SO I MADE SOME. 

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I’m dyslexic so if there's spelling mistakes, no there's not. 

When you first meet it’s at this big party his sisters thrown. He looks tired, which is a surprise considering he always seems to enjoy these things. 

When he sees you his heart stops. His mind sort of short circuits. You just look so effortlessly delicious to him. He has to take several moments to calm down. 

When you do finally talk, he’s stumbling over his words and occasionally his feet. 

He gets very excited to see how you loom over him.  You make him feel tiny which is something he is very okay with. 

He really just wanted to get to know you, but when you drag him into some back room and kiss him senseless, he’s okay with that too. 

He gets all whimpery and whiney. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to get Ralph to spread his legs for you, but once you get him on his back, he goes feral. 

He becomes weightless, and claws at your back when you sink into him. He worships you, praising every move you make. 

When you praise him for being good for you, he loses it. He just wants to be loved so badly. 

He has the prettiest moans and mewls like a kitten when you touch him just right. 

When you hit his prostate, he screams. He doesn’t care if somebody hears him. He loves it, he loves you, and he’ll tell you as such. 

He babbles on about how much he loves your cock, how he loves how full he feels. 

He likes the feeling of your cum dripping out of him. 

He loves choking on your cock. He needs to be loved so very badly, he’ll let you use him if it means you’ll stay. 

You’ll have to reassure him a-lot. But when he finally understands your here because you like him too, he’ll melt. 

COMPLIMENTS! Ugh don't get me started on the compliments! Everything you do will receive praise. He needs you to know how important you are to him. Even if you’ve just met. He will go on and on about how handsome you are and call you all sorts of sweet names. 

He likes riling you up by calling you daddy. He knows you’ll pound into him if he does. 

I guess this is what I do now. 

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I feel like Billy Hargrove would SOB when you hit his prostate. 

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You ever think about eating bugs? Me either. Anyway... pass the bottle.