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I'm gonna take a break from rendering art and just let myself learn to like my art without it!! I mean look at this shit!! I've never been so pleased with something I've drawn that I didn't render. Also Security Breach Lesbians <3

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im kinda dead here but i think i'll at least throw out an inbox call cause i miss her JHBJBSDF

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PROMPTS FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *  some of my favorite quotes from the show, adjust as necessary

his chops are too righteous!

it’s evil. it’s diabolical. it’s lemon scented!

lord knows i’ve tried.

two words. na. chos.

yeah, i get called that a lot.

it's just a cruel reminder that i'm single and likely to remain that way forever.

what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.

stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy.

don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

i used to have a kidney stone. everything passes eventually.

you can't fool me. i listen to public radio!

stop it, [name], you're scaring him!

do instruments of torture count?

give to the children's fund? what have the children ever done for me?

this is not your average, everyday darkness. this is... advanced darkness.

what's better than serving up smiles?

i guess i'm not wearing any pants today.

did you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells… smelly.

wake me up when i care.

look at all the hip, young people eating salads!

he was so ugly that everyone died.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!

well, the way i see it, there are three possibilites.

hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.

that’s it mister! you just lost your brain privileges!

good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

well, we lost our car again.

pull your pants up. we’re going home.

you were right. fighting is for children.

i’m a good noodle!

remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

your ceiling is talking to me!

we don’t need television.

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for twenty minutes.

hey, if i close my eyes, it doesn’t seem so dark.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

those are some big words. i’ve never heard you use them before.

my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.

we destroyed your most prized possession.

we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

let’s see, a five letter word for happiness. money.

can i have everybody’s attention?

i have to use the bathroom.

do you know what day today is?

could you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic.

i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

are they laughing at us?

if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

he needs us now more than ever.

what is today, but yesterday’s tomorrow?

ice is just a myth.

this working out thing isn’t working out.

i can’t see my forehead.

i have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.

look at you, so young and happy.

i prefer to be an idiot!

sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?

don’t be sad, buddy. turn that frown upside down!

i’m ugly and i’m proud!

good! say it louder!

i can’t do it! i can’t be away from my best friend!

i need you! i can’t handle this myself!

i’m just going on vacation for a few days.

i was kinda hoping that you come along with us…

enjoy the cake everybody!

now we never have to be apart, even when we’re not together.

this is great. see you forever!

i have to keep you safe while i get some work done!

maybe he doesn’t like us.

no, are you kidding?

i propose a toast to new friends!

i guess i’ll have to move in back with my mom and dad.

he’s a thief. look at the lust in his eye…

why can’t you just accept our friendship?

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This happened in HW2, right?

I think so

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BWAK

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I like to think that they are besties

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im trying to think of why i get so insecure here- like i know half of it is my dupe anxiety, but thats p small. maybe its cause i dunno the lore that well beyond security breach???? or maybe i feel like my portrayal isnt that interesting- but thats p subjective so i dunno

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look at her! i love her! shes so!!

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IT'S BEEN 8000 YEARS

DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT FOR HER AGE

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OOOOO! Is that a new lipstick?? She wants to try it out too! MWAH!

Oh look, a conveniently placed wolf lady is standing RIGHT THERE— And she's applying makeup- HMMMMMM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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" If I don't kiss a girl in the next five seconds I think i'm gonna l-like. Explode. "

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anyways i have a crush on roxy now ( no one is surprised )

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i finsihed the playthru im

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im kinda dead here but i think i'll at least throw out an inbox call cause i miss her JHBJBSDF

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" ♪ Boys may come and boys may go And that's alright you see Experience has made me rich And now they're after me. ♪ "

" ♪ 'Cause everybody's living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl ! ♪ "

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peeks in from a trash can.

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shows up hours later with a starbucks