harold jenkins stan acc! he is my icon 💞 (they/them. this is total satire! my main is @vanyasbitch)
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happy birthday to the umbrella academy!!! but mostly HAROLD MY SMOOCHIEKINS 💞💞💞
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Oh i girlboss miss you girlboss harold jenkins. Let us pray that you might girlboss with abigail in season 4.
i will i swear
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do u ever think “harold jenkins isn’t thinking about me today 😣😓💔”??? well me too! that’s why i’ve com up with a solution……….
harlod jekins datig simulator 💞🥹🫶
in the harold jenking dating simulator, you can take five different routes to date harod 😱😱😱😱😱
#THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE#harold jenkins#leonard peabody#tua#the umbrella academy#im back for my bimonthly check in! :)
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Girlboss please girlboss help me, I am having a girlboss crisis. When did Harold Jenkins ever gatekeep because I cannot think of an example. Please tell me he still counts as a girlboss 🥺😭
hey girlboss!! it’s been a while since you sent this and i hope you’re doing better 🥺
to be a girlboss you don’t have to do all three things! (gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss) however, you could make the argument that he gatekept vanya from allison 🤗💞
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you disgust me. i should write a full essay about how reginald hargreeves is the least girlboss character in the entire show and send it only to you. he is NOT!!!! a girlboss. 😠💞
hit thst like button if you think sir reginald hargreeves is……kinda hot 😳
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I’m in hospital admissions waiting for a Procedure and your Jack Ruby post made me guffaw so thank you for that
i don’t know when this was sent but i really hope your procedure went well!!! i’m glad i was able to make you smile <3
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IS HERB A GIRLBOSS?
YES no explanation necessary
#ask#fully serious#he’s the sweetest#also when i was rewatching the whole series again i did involuntarily say “girlboss <3” when he came and helped diego with the switchboard#so i think that calls for an automatic yeah
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is baby pogo a girlboss?
ABSOLUTELY!!! 😍 the first person he connected with was human grace (who we ALL know is a girlboss) and he cared about her the most! when he grew up, he took on many traits of human grace, such as being caring for the kids, but many from reggie, such as being a toxic little shit and supporting reggie’s abuse, so adult pogo is KINDA girlboss. however!! baby pogo was just sweet and nice and did nothing wrong ever so he’s 1000% girlboss
#ask#this might not actually be satire#because yeah#baby pogo was just genuinely sweet#adult pogo was complex and kinda fucked up but he cared more about the kids than r*ggie#anyway :)#pogo hargreeves#pogo tua#baby pogo
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Is Jack Ruby a girlboss?
from what we’ve seen no 🥺 he was rude to poor baby luther when he fell in love with his sister again so jack ruby can never truly be a girlboss 💔😭
#THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE#asks#jack ruby#i was debating whether to say yes or no on this one#because yeah. he was in the right. luther was being dumb in that fight#but also........ he’s in the mafia? so
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rewatching tua and saw leonard!!! it’s been too long since i’ve seen his beautiful face 😍🥰
#THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE#leonard peabody#harold jenkins#i am rewatching tua though#i’ve missed it
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I know Harold is a significant villain and all but I find him hard to take seriously because his evil origin story is the equivalent of this
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ok here is an urgent question the fans must know: is reginald hargreeves a girlboss?
honestly i have thought so much about this and the answer is absolutely not. he didn’t gaslight or gatekeep nearly as well as harold did and therefore cannot be a girlboss by girlbossharoldjenkins standards. sorry sweaty 💞
#THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE#alec answers#but seriously i have thought about this and honestly reginald was way worse than harold#i’ll elaborate if asked bc i don’t wanna ramble unnecessarily shdlshfkd
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SGDJCHGKHH you’re too kind <3
hey vanya. i love you. i love you right?
@girlbossharoldjenkins shit is catchy. shit is very catchy.
#not satire#this actually made my day#the funniest thing is that my favorite hargreeves is vanya as well BSHXBCNV
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girlbossexual
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i havent done any schoolwork for a month because i can only think of harold 😍 hes such a baka!! 🥰
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hey girlies! shifted to tua again and harold gave me a smiley face sticker ☺️
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