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A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
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I was told today in an exam that I should get better at open ended questions, I was told that I should tell a story of every part of the answer. This implies that I just can't pick form the five possible answers to the question, that is completely incorrect. My problem with open questions is that no answer even presents itself to me; the thoughts in my mind is like picky fish in a pond, you can't just use a generic bait and hope every fish bites, you have to entice them one at a time with their favourite flavour or else you won't get any fish at all. This is not a problem exclusive to academia or knowledge either it also applies to emotional matters in all sizes e.g. "how was your day", "what would you like to eat", "why are you stressed". The fish are simply to picky for an empty hook and to fast for a net, so the pond seams empty to the lazy fisher.
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All dogs in the shelter were allowed to choose a toy as a Christmas present (via) (volume warning)
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I have developed a small fear of gaining manual control of my heart beat akin to how one can control one's breathing. The problem is that I often don't feel like breathing and only do so because if I cease to do so for less then a minute my lunges scream; I think if I could relax my heart I would do so with out thinking and course damage and I am not certain the humane heart has simulere fail saves to the lungs to stop this.
I am not yet aware whether this fear is as fleeting as so many other things in my mind, as it is a quite new notion that decorates my mindscape.
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Actually screaming on the inside at how they basically told queerphobes and exclus to please fuck off and explicitly included us aspecs even beyond aesthetics like the pride flags and nail polishes
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I dislike having a body.
It requires a lot of food and waist disposale. Looking at it makes me uncomfertable and it constanly sends uncomfertable signals like: hunger, stress, over exitment, bordom, pain, too happy or not happy enough.
It's also don't work right; it can't identify emotions, it's bad at manageing sensory inputs, got the wrong sex characteristics and it comes with a lot of social expectations.
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I think this would turn you into an explosion of plasma as all your molecular bonds dissolve and the positive charge of all your atom start to repeal each other. While I would proberbly die or at least be hospitalized by the amount of beta radiation.
But thank you non the less.
*passes you all my electrons*
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