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while that’s cooking I’m gonna go watch the polywhirl girls

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I have put some NyQuil on this chicken breast and I’m going to are chicken-noodle soup with it

hopefully, it will put me to sleep in the way general anesthesia would put a screaming patient to sleep

worst case scenario I die

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kill your team leader kill your team leader kill your team leader kill your team leader kill your team leader kill your

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GUYS PRO TIP WORK THREE JOBS AND SLEEP FOR THREE HOURS EVERY NIGHT AT SPECIFICALLY 3PM WHEN YOU GET YOUR ALIGNED LUNCH BREAK FROM YOUR THREE JOBS… THEN MAKE 33,333 POKEDOLLARS PER WEEK FROM YOUR COLLECTIVE JOBS AND SPEND IT ON THREE MEALS A DAY WHEN YOU CAN SNEAK IT IN

PERFECT WORK SCHEDULE

NO REGRETS AT ALL

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here's your reminder to be nice to random grunts !!!😁😁

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wait wait wait, if I'm understanding things correctly you've worked for every evil team?! All of them?!

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Right on the mark, kid.

Some teams I really only worked in a small stint (I’m looking at you, Ghetsis) but teams like Team Rocket, I’m still in the ranks of.

Most teams I dipped out of when things got way too dicey for me personally, like how I stopped my spy work for Aqua when they started getting serious about summoning Kyogre (and Magma with Groudon).

Teams Galactic, Rocket, Magma, and Flare are the ones I still work for, in any amount.

I am still in contact with a few friends from my Aqua and Plasma days, and I deliver snacks and stuff to Skull in Alola when I can visit, though that’s really because I’m concerned for them!

But yeah, pretty much.

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Anyone else's favorite type of water bottle that one with the funky tip.... Like kind of a baby bottle shape?

Yeah..... I love those things. I feel like an itsy bitsy little dedenne drinking from a water bottle in an enclosure (*´ω｀*)

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ooc: wanna try and get Viper out there more, reblog if you want an ask from Viper about literally anything

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// psst rotomblr community. doing a bit of an experiment... reblog if you're okay with me basing an ancestor off of your blog's character(s) at some point in the future, legends: arceus style. feel free to include more details if you like, if you have multiple characters and don't specify i'll just pick one at random.

note: if i do make an ancestor oc of your character they will likely not have a major story role, and they won't signify any kind of link between darrin's universe and your blog's. they're basically just funny little cameos for fun :D

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listen, summoning powerful legendaries is all fun and games until Dialga sneezes and the collapses the timeline.

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Stealing pokemon seems like a pretty mundane crime tbh

That’s what I thought until I saw an old woman (say, 73) whip out a Gyarados AND a Salamence who both proceeded to try and kill my mission partner and I.

ALSO PSA STOP GIVING YOUR LITTLE BABY CHILDREN LIKE GARCHOMP-LEVEL POKEMON. ESPECIALLY FOR STARTERS.

NO I DON’T CARE HOW RESPONSIBLE LITTLE TIMMY HAS BEEN THIS MONTH WITH HIS MAGIKARP.

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“Liberate your pokemon” this “Steal some pokemon” that

can we have an evil team dedicated to like,,, i don’t know

robbing banks?? Stealing purses from grandmothers?? Something evil that’s a little more mundane??

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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

Hey there!

My favorite thing about humans?

That's a tough question.

Probably just how unique humans are, at least most of us! (I'm looking at you, Jennies and Nurse Joys.)

Like, you can walk down the street and talk to someone, and their worldview is just so strange compared to yours!

Thanks for the question!

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uhmmm firefennekin how do I explain love and also crime to my persian

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MUPPET JUST FLIPPED ME OFF???

I didn't even know they could do that...

THEY JUST DID IT AGAIN.

That little impidimp. He knows exactly what he did!

I'm comin' for ya!

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🔥Flareon - What gets you motivated to do something usually boring?

When I’m getting lazy about something I should really be doing, no matter how boring, my pokemon usually get me back up and running.

By that I mean they nip and headbutt me until I give in.

And since I’m staying with my parents in Sinnoh for the time being, my mom’s Hatterene is absolutely no help!

Detectin’ my feelings n whatnot.

But when all’s said and done, whether it means my pokemon are in the box or just sleeping (like the freeloading bums they are- kidding!) I do need to figure it out myself.

So usually thinking of the people I’m doing it for and the benefits of doing whatever it may be gets me through.

Thanks for asking!

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QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG IF YOU WANT A FUN FACT I KNOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR POKÉMON BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH INFORMATION AND MANY AUTISMS TO GIVE!!

(you must either have a pinned post with all of your Pokémon or specify in your reblog :3)