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merry Christmas! *gives you... gazpacho*

gazpaaacho :O

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How did you know about my homonculus??

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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*gives you a bowl full of bowls full of bowls full of macaroni* good morning

oh, good morning to you too!!

*skitters into the darkness on all fours with the bowl of macaroni balancing on my head*

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"Debit? Credit? Visa? MasterCard?"

"Moth."

"Wh-"

"M O T H ."

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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don't what...?

...

DON'T WHAT??

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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okay well we knew that already honeybun

what does the rest of your conspiracy board say?

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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Umbra is the dog that got put with the cheetah XD

also if I had a nickel for everytime I was tagged under this post, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

couple’s t-shirt idea

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is me!

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words to live by

the urge to write never leaves but the motivation to do so is a lover lost at war

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trick or treat :3

:O

Treat for you!

*gives you a bowl of macaroni and cheese*

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why can't I just become an orange-cat-flavoured demon...

this thing. I wanna be this thing so badly

when are they gonna make hormones that turn me into my fursona....

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@silvermoondarkening

Remind me to draw this with Moni and Cedar

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

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absolutely :D

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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science can suck my ass

Insane discovery: Hades reblogs things occasionally instead of just liking them, scientists researching further into the phenomenon

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I survived, just so everyone knows 👍

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