gimmick-lawyer

[gimmick-lawyer]

What

Hello why are people following me I haven't posted anything on this account in months

[gimmick-lawyer]

Every few weeks there's a bunch of people following me and - hi? I forgot this account existed lol

Hello why are people following me I haven't posted anything on this account in months

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I do exist yes hi

im wearing dress pants and a fizzaroli t-shirt with a sweater draped over my shoulders what has life come to

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It's not a no

do you take bribes

Ehat's the bribe for?

[gimmick-lawyer]

It's not a no

do you take bribes

Ehat's the bribe for?

[gimmick-lawyer]

do you take bribes

Ehat's the bribe for?

[gimmick-lawyer]

Adoption war.... Adoption war never changes

No it doesn't

At this rate this is the only thing that happens on this account now lol

[gimmick-lawyer]

uhhh hi hello I am the guy who ran the evil cdc account approximately 3-4 months ago. I would like to specific that I am. alive 👍

though I do have. regrets. with how I did the whole compulsively deleting my account of two years thing. I did avoid the adoption battle. a win is a win

imagine, if you will, me, sitting on a beach chair in the Bahamas, sipping on a piña colada. this is not at all what my current situation is but imagine it anyway. b jealous.

(I can provide proof of the being the evil cdc thing, I keep screenshots do to being a sentimental bastard. just impulsively made a burner and thought it was morally probably a good idea to make sure yall know im fine my most standards 👍)

I'm glad you're still alive but I regret to inform you that you have not avoided the adoption battle, it's either still ongoing or abandoned lol

Enjoy your piña colada!

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The fish baguette thing:

Someone sent "fish baguette" to almost the whole gimmickverse over one day, and it became a whole new thing, people got fish baguettes thrown at them, people made variations like "strawberry baguette", "human baguette", and "cheese". Then the person who started it was revealed and got fish baguetted.

Yeah so Tumblr being Tumblr, ok lol

Ty!

[gimmick-lawyer]

ok

the legal gimmickversesss:

@/the-gimmick-prosecutor @/the-gimmick-barrister @/the-gimmick-judge @/the-gimmick-jury @/the-gimmick-defence-attorney

and others i thinl but I forgor

Woah yeah ok i missed some stuff, hello new people!

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heyy have you seen how big the legal gimmickverse is now??

uhhh no?

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Can I sue a fish baguette for damages to property and defamatory language?

you can sue anyone for anything

technically i don't need more context to help you sue them but i'm curious now lol, what??

[gimmick-lawyer]

CUSTODY WAR REMINDER

Ugghhhhhh whyyyyyy

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hello why are people following me I haven't posted anything on this account in months

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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is the custody case resolved yet?

Idk I haven't heard anything about it since last time