gimmick-lawyer

[gimmick-lawyer]

is the custody case resolved yet?

Idk I haven't heard anything about it since last time

[gimmick-lawyer]

Than you'd think

Chat gimmick blogs are interacting with me what does this mean

[gimmick-lawyer]

Ehh what the heck, sure

@a-calico-rabbit the fingers crossed thing is a valid legal loophole

I promise to give you your bones back* if you use þem in þe war** and tell me about it***

*for a limited time. I still want þem.

**þe skeleton war—you know þe one.

***might expand þe time you get your bones back, depending upon þe hilariosity.

Wtf am I renting my own bones now

[gimmick-lawyer]

You. You're a gimmick lawyer. I need help.

I have a blog where I RP as a fictional character.

My friend thinks it's cringe.

Which one of us is right?? Am I cringe for vibing as Lev Haiba? Or is it totally fine?

Uh ok so first of all i have a really crazy bias lmao bc I have 17 blogs, 12 of which are rp blogs lol (i'm counting this one as a rp blog too even if it's 90% ooc and only like 10% in character- there's a reason one of my tags is actually in character lawyer??)

But anyways

I'm not sure how you want me to answer in character so this is mostly ooc I guess

If your friend thinks it's cringe than it's their problem

If you like doing it (which it sounds like you do), then who cares if anyone thinks it's cringe. Is it cringe to enjoy something? Not while you're enjoying it (in like 40 years you might look back like "...wow i was weird 40 years ago) but for the moment, you like doing it and it makes you happy, so why wouldn't you do it?

Some people like your friend may think it's cringe, but I think what they mean by that is mostly that they wouldn't like - or they don't think they would like- doing rps, and I get it, not everyone likes doing the same things.

For your question of who's right, your friend or you, I would definitely say you (again with a very big bias lol) mostly because it's your life, if they don't like it then they don't need to interact with it.

Hope that helps!

[gimmick-lawyer]

I believe it was in reference to this

Oh right i completely forgot about that ask lol

Thank you!

[gimmick-lawyer]

No

Indeed

[gimmick-lawyer]

@gimmick-lawyer 🫵

...yes, that is correct, congrats

Did you want anything?

[gimmick-lawyer]

Custody battle time then?

Whenever they want to I guess

[gimmick-lawyer]

For all I care about it, yes

So I have been asked to create a poll by @imsogahahahahhahahahhahahy (i had to type that entire thing out before tumblr recognized it and i have to say that while intellectually i appreciate your username, dyslexicly i absolutely hate it lol)

So

I have a very bad memory for (specifically gimmick) urls (there are so many people with totally or officially in their names 😭) so could someone tag the evil cdc please? @tonckavoncarstien @cathy-plus-e

[gimmick-lawyer]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP IMPERSONATING PEOPLE

(That was not me)

On the topic though, this is a Tumblr custody battle, you may very well be needed at some point

DO you do custody battles? --- @gimmick-lawyer

I do the criminal side of law, there's not much need for a prosecutor in a custody battle.

[gimmick-lawyer]

Oh hello Prosecutor

Introduction.

I run @the-gimmick-detective, @the-official-church-of-satan and @the-official-news...

My main is @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life.

I'm not related to @the-gimmick-authority at all.

I'll probably just be mean and prosecute everyone...

Pronouns: He/him.

Mods pronouns: He/They/It.

I'm a minor, don't be weird.

[gimmick-lawyer]

i love how the adopted overlords are winning the poll

I forgot about the poll tbh lol

[gimmick-lawyer]

(thank you!!)

So I have been asked to create a poll by @imsogahahahahhahahahhahahy (i had to type that entire thing out before tumblr recognized it and i have to say that while intellectually i appreciate your username, dyslexicly i absolutely hate it lol)

So

I have a very bad memory for (specifically gimmick) urls (there are so many people with totally or officially in their names 😭) so could someone tag the evil cdc please? @tonckavoncarstien @cathy-plus-e

[gimmick-lawyer]

So I have been asked to create a poll by @imsogahahahahhahahahhahahy (i had to type that entire thing out before tumblr recognized it and i have to say that while intellectually i appreciate your username, dyslexicly i absolutely hate it lol)

So

I have a very bad memory for (specifically gimmick) urls (there are so many people with totally or officially in their names 😭) so could someone tag the evil cdc please? @tonckavoncarstien @cathy-plus-e

[gimmick-lawyer]

Will the custody battle be the first real case?

THAT IS NOT IN MY JURISDICTION IDK IT'LL BE UP TO @/ the-supreme-court or whatever their url is I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I'D BE REPRESENTING

Also wdym first real case I've had plenty of cases before

[gimmick-lawyer]

sigh. i cant believe im doing this.

if this gets 8k notes by the first week of october ill promise to stay alive one more year.

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hey, I need a lawyer.

*He's covered in blood, and his hair is extra messy*

I might've stabbed a man to death in what I think was fight or flight mode, could you convince the judge it was self-defense?

- @the-gimmick-executioners

Sure