im a cs major. i don't cite, i steal. so does everyone else in the field. this is where i put other peoples things (posts)so i can use them (look at em) for my own nefarious purposes (giggling)
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
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one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math
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Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!
Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!
Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY
Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs
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i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
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team rocket?? ultimate symbol of solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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SHORTS YOUNGSTER GREW UP, TRANSITIONED, AND MOVED TO UNOVA???
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