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imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

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“Find him. Fives! FIND HIM!”

a product of my clone wars-induced-at-2-in-the-morning depressive episode

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i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right

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just following orders p2

p1 here

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get his ass, Fox!

(insta)

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Jango from space afterlife: when I said fuck the Jedi, that’s not what I meant!

Am i going crazy or is the Bardan Jusik/Arla Fett ship like insane

She’s Jango’s older sister, so she’d be in her early 50s when she meets him no??? Meanwhile he’d be like 24??

Wdym they get married she could be his mother 😭

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~another fire lady katara~

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Happy Spoopy Month

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Maybe not the Prince of Mars - But the prince of my heart for sure!

I always get super inspired by Juno Steel content... and the episode poster for "Juno Steel and the Prince of Mars" has been on my mind since 2017. It was time to get inspired by it! Also Khandri just rocks these colours.

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Okay quick thing that I might do better for commander fox day.. now I must pass out with the power of NyQuil due to evil sickness

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give this man a pay raise and a vacation

didn’t know Fox day was a thing so this is a little late but better that the never! Really inspired by @secretly-a-trekkie’s design and Fox doodles!

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hehe free hugs <3

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My poor broken commander, good soldiers follow orders indeed and you were a damn good soldier (even though you’re an asshole, i still love you 💔)

Firmly on the side that believes Fox was under orders from Palpatine to kill Fives. There’s no way any of the vod’e would kill their brothers unless they literally had no choice. He does what he can to honour every brother whose blood is on his hands, directly or indirectly, on the tattoos on his back.

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Fox drew the short straw.