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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

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Most retail spaces have their own style of music. It’s just the ambient background thing you don’t really notice that makes it feel more like a shop.

Let me tell you. The week that our speakers went out at the sex shop was unbearably excruciating

It turned from a laid back friendly vibe to fully horror esque. We were just trapped in a mausoleum of masturbation. Entombed with the silent judging gallery of dildos. Without a faint tinny version of Love Shack softening the retail space it was too brutally frank. The sex toys felt like they needed curtains.

Customers would walk in and freeze, arrested by the wall of uncomfortable silence. We’d apologize and they would furtively move as silently as they could. All questions were issued in a whisper.

This was in the days before everyone had music streaming in their pocket so it wasn’t until day three we finally scrounged up a boombox and got a radio station going. It was a weird vibe still but significantly better than the oppressive nothing we’d been enduring before.

There has never been as much rejoicing as when our speakers finally crackled back to life.

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You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

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That’s Mr. Dyke To You

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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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saw people saying nosferatu (2024) was heterosexual in the sense that that feratu was not engaging in homoeroticism & i am kind of wondering if we watched the same film. me i think nosferatu (2024) is kind of teleologically heterosexual, i guess, but that teleology necessarily plays out through repeated appeals to the possibility of sexual alterity -- via effeminacy & sexual subjugation btwn men. to keep it real nosferatu fucks him on the floor

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i hauve a cold

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Time for something wholesome.

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this is the best picture ive ever seen

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Question, how do you spell Hannukkah?

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth