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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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"You can suck penis but you can't pee suckness" sounds like a stupid YouTube poop line but it's actually the opening line of Hamilton

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For a second there thought it was one post

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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

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does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.