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>be me, lime, impostor

>playing game of among us

>execute double kill, no witnesses

>my guy gets report off after i killed

>"any sus?"

>"lime for no reason tbh"

>get voted out

>this is an average game for me

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i'm in a hotel with a gd bluetooth mirror

the future is now

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i hope to one day write something 10% as funny as Mark Twain's Lord of the Flies

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honestly think it sucks that two of the ZA starters are from johto. y'all got 8 sets of starters to use just swap out totodile for quaxly or chikorita for turtwig

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i just conceptualized "Horn of the Babirusa", where the tip of your nose hardens, and then the nose slowly grows and curls around until it cores into your brain

i've been coming up with unethical spells and they're staring to get so bad i'm getting worried

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i've been coming up with unethical spells and they're staring to get so bad i'm getting worried

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i think my most humiliating gaming experience is when my 70-year old grandma, with no idea what she was doing, beat my best UCN 80/20 time

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FUCK

my subnautica just crashed and i haven't saved in like 2 hours crossing my fingers

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my subnautica just crashed and i haven't saved in like 2 hours crossing my fingers

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i am never sending another ask for as long as i fucking live

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just saw treasure of foggy mountain and 10/10 could not stop laughing. most deep-cut coded film in history

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turns out that a great way to ruin your sleep schedule is to be so mentally fatigued that the night before you sleep for 14 hours straight

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i don't know wether to play minecraft, subnautica, or chip away at asks, and so i have decided to do neither and instead sit paralyzed by indecision

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Something I've figured out is that when reading things you've made about a year out, you have one of two reactions

1) I wrote this? Seriously? This is way too good I could have sworn this was so much worse, but wow. I'm proud of myself. This is really something.

2) this is dogshit

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sometimes i look for reference images and see something terrifying

this is one of those times

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i just sucked a mocha down the wrong pipe in the middle of class and now my coughs taste like chocolate

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for context, famously dead for 50 years character gwen stacy has been revived, and turned into an edgy superhero named gwenpool, not to be confused with previously existing character gwenpool, who is also gonna be in the series.

this is real.

in light of recent news, i have come to the conclusion that the spider-man office has to be purposefully speedrunning the destruction of everything related to the character.