30?! I’m gonna be 30 Aug 2025. Stop no. I’m old. But still hot for 30 right? lol
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Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
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I’m so sleepy I don’t wanna go to work.
Been so sleepy for days tho no energy at all.
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my go-to brunch dish // more on my insta @alyssa___cote
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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
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