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my friend sent me this tweet shsjjd this mean im getting known as the resident northernlion watcher

also

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i can't believe "big dick tom, the ghost who shoves his fingers up your butt" is in fact NOT a bit the boys came up with, but a spectre people genuinely claim to be haunted by

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Ghost Files, We Heard Demonic Growls at the Haunted Hill House (2024)

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ive still got neuroplasticity

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AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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also... hot take... but i think expecting to get entertainment for free is actually bad for artists

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Good news! They won’t be deleting anything from their YouTube channel. First episodes of every season going forward will also be posted for free.

Hmm, alright. I still think this whole venture is a bad idea and will end up hurting them, either financially or in terms of relevancy and reputation. I also find it kind of concerning that they immediately had to clarify that all the existing stuff wasn't going away-- they probably should have led with that.

Idk. If you're happy about the news you have a right to be happy, but I'm going to remain cautious for the time being.

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GOOD NEWS!!! Watcher edited a comment on the video to let us know that Old content will stay on the YouTube channel and the first episode of new content will be released on YouTube.

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I wonder if I'm overestimating how many subscribers it would take to make the subscription service profitable and avoid complete bankruptcy or if they're overestimating how many people will end up subscribing to it. one of us is wrong and I really hope it's me for their sake.

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HEY WHAT

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the smcu (shane madej cinematic universe) is expanding