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you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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when u nut so hard u die and come back to life

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super agree with this. gerrymandering and winner-take-all contests cause this mirage of “everyone” from these places having a peculiar sort of unanimity on extremist conservative issues, not unlike how cali and oregon and even NYS have these reputations of being ultra progressive but you get 45 minutes outside of the city and it’s like deliverance of the corn for hundreds of square miles.

i wish people would pity and try to help people in red states instead of getting to feel superior.

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oh reimu if only you knew

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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iconic, tbh

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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

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This black car looks so funny 🤣🤣😺

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tsu

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TOKYO GODFATHERS

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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