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y’all think old man mugucket was meant to fiddleford or to fiddlestan

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fan fiction where ford actually killed stan cause he thought it was bill so now it’s basically gravity falls but ford buried his brother in his backyard so now his brother haunts gravity falls/mainly the mystery shack

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hc that mabel’s fascination with ford’s extra fingers led him to try to get rid of his habit of hiding his hands :)

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technically speaking both stanley and stanford have to keep committing tax fraud

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wdym it’s already november ???

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dude he so never went trick or treat cause his parents would say that it was the devil’s birthday

Personal space, man!

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god likes to pull on my leg

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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS PLEASE LET THE MY-CHEMICAL-ROMANCE-FALL-OUT-BOY-DAN-AND-PHIL-TUMBLR-PROPHECY BECOME REAL

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imagine if disney would’ve let alex hirsch just straight up kill mabel. the pines would have some how ended weirdmageddon right then and there. mabel’s parents would’ve have had guilt consume them because they wanted the kids out of the house even though they had no idea they were sending mabel to her death sentence. dipper would literally have fallen into such a deep depression and possibly would have lost his mind because he would’ve convinced himself he could some how get his sister back. ford would have genuinely lost it because if he hadn’t ever summoned bill when he was young there wouldn’t have been any way that bill could’ve killed his niece. and stanley would’ve lost his pumpkin, like his free spirit and his creativity would’ve been drained because the most creative person he once knew wouldn’t be in his life, without her presence to fuel him he probably would’ve died inside, especially because he didn’t think he could get her back unlike how he thought he could get back ford

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bro even if bill would have tried to get in contact with/make a deal with stan he would NEVER have shook that dorito’s hand like especially during the time where he was basically livin his life in his car cause would’ve seen right through bill to know that it was gonna in some way be a scam and that he wasn’t going to able to go back to his house cause he knows it’s a scam because he’s a scam/con artist who knows money always comes with a price even if it’s alternate dimension being

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dawg if it would’ve been reversed n standford wasn’t the one who went into the portal and stanley was the one who was accidentally sucked into the portal i think that stanford would feel less guilt and more fear, guilt cause his brother is gone, but fear cause he absolutely does not want to open up the portal again. only at the start, later on guilt starts consuming him more and more as the days weeks and maybe months n years go on the fear ends up being weaker and weaker and he decides to open the portal back up despite his fear consuming him. and ford lies to stan saying that he immediately started working on the machine as soon as he got pushed into the portal. and stan very slowly realized that he lied the whole time.

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headcanon: dipper absolutely had a phase where he reeked of just straight up axe body spray mabel HATED this so she one day threw them out and replaced his entire lil collection with anything she deemed to smelled nice and knocked some sense into dipper

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y’all ever just think about how stanford pines is married to goldie, the statue that holds a somewhat resemblance to a certain hillbilly who has a wife raccoon and happened to be standford’s lab partner assistant

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adding onto the thought stanley being a smoker, as soon as the twins got there he refused to smoke with them even being in oregon. all to the point where soos n wendy picked up on his effort to do so, they tried to introduce him to vaping since it was more discrete and didn’t leave traces of any type of odor, but they especially did this because they thought stan would think it was embarrassing for him to be smokin some “tutti fruity pebbles” pink vape, cause if he associated smoking to some bright sweet flavored he would be less tempted. stan however declines the offer, wendy and soos think that he doesn’t want to bc it’s a pink vape and start to call him ignorant and old fashioned, to which stan gets offended because he declined the offer because he has “a sweet tooth that would get way too addicted to a sugary flavored vapor way too quick”

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stan has a beer belly and he smokes, and yet on screen we never saw that. so what if at the beginning of the show when he would go down and try fix the portal he try to go down n smoke bc he didn’t wanna be hung over and for the kids to question him, so he thought smoking more would help him to not drink while the kids were there for the summer, but since he was in an enclosed space the basement would be filled with smoke and making it even easier for the smell to stick to his clothes. he quickly realizes he had to do something but didn’t wanna to go cold turkey because he had tried to before (did not work out) so he would start using patches, and even after the twins left he didn’t feel the need to smoke or drink. :)

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dude stanley would 100% cook smthn for the kids, accidentally drop it and scoop it back up, like nothing ever happened and feel somewhat guilt as they’re eating

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pythagoras would have loved this idea (he was scared of beans and died in a bean field)

School club idea: limabean hating club. Someone just pulls up various images of limabeans while everyone just BOOOOOOOOO WOMP WOMP BOOOOOOOOO