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The best part of this game was me turning off the tv
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i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them
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i swore myself i’d never post a picture of myself here but now i’m thinking that if barça can pull off a comeback like that then maybe i can post a selfie? so in honour to that
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Message to the fans after 0-4 PSG loss? Come to Camp Nou (for the 2nd leg) because if you miss the remontada you’re going to hate yourself
Gerard Pique two weeks ago
(via eljefecitoperfecto)
el presidente always knows
(via billericaytobarcelona)
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yall i was dead for 2 weeks after the first game but today’s game...... RESURRECTED ME.... I AM ALIVE AND WELL
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me: *follows someone all my mutuals follow*
them: *don’t follow me back in 20 min*
me:
…….who the hell are u anyway? do u KNOW who i am? Unfollowed
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should I change my url back to marcfartra
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IMAAN HAMMAM & DEV PATEL FOR VOGUE
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my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
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I rly do the same srs faces in snap I hate this
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