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If Harry Potter had his scar on his penis instead, he would probably get an erection every time Voldemort was nearby.

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Mermaids are the mythical proof many men are perfectly content with just a pretty face and a nice pair of boobs.

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If you beat up the toughest guy in prison to make sure nobody messes with you, you are now the toughest guy in prison, and everyone will try to beat you up to make sure nobody messes with them.

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🌙🐉

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“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

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via weheartit

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Grasmaske

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Lol

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Yeah lol

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“It’s so strange how life works: You want something and you wait and wait and feel like it’s taking forever to come. Then it happens and it’s over and all you want to do is curl back up in that moment before things changed.”

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Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via

coral)

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“I just want to see you again.”

— Even if I can’t talk to you. (via flame)

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Walking away from an explosion without reacting to it only makes it look like you had something to do with the explosion.