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La Sqaudra in Telephone by Lady Gaga (feat. Beyoncé)

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And extra designs for the people who didn’t get to show off their whole fit

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Remember that one trans guy from stone ocean?

Yea i made him into a whole character.

Someone else cam up with the name Brian and it fits him too much for me to come up with another so… Brian it is.

He got a mini reference sheet

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If you’re a fabulous mafioso where do you go to get your black and white suit with 50 zippers??

Enter your resident fabulous tailor: Anice and his equally fabulous boutique ‘Stelle di Notte’. For all your mandatory jojo fashion~

And the last thing you’d want to happen is getting your outfit ripped; don’t worry he’s got you covered!

「Beach Leech」 might seem like a statue in the shop at first glance but its actually the very reason stand users flock to the store, self-healing fabric.

It can mimic any surface and fabric can be woven out of its hair, and made into an outfit the fabric will stay static in its imitation— (yes the clothes are visible to non-stand users).

Anice! He sews, he surfs and his stand’s name comes from a band i love but never hear anyone talk about 💔. And I just realised I haven’t posted any of my jojo ocs so yea, beware the flood lol.

Also this my new background because i love it.

Ignore that

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He's back

We're raising a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 army. Reblog to become part of 𝓔𝓼𝓲𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂'𝓼 👅💦🔥👀 congregation. All hail Lord 𝓔𝓼𝓲𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅💦🔥👀

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Who up naked for they species massacre

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Hello fellow Esidisi fans, I made an ask blog. You can go annoy me over there

You vs. the rest of the Pillar Men in a fire noodle eating contest. Who would finish their bowl first? Who would finish without needing water and sweets? And who would immediately need to go to the bathroom?

We’ve actually done something like this before, only the once however…

Scared me half to death, that boy. He was alright after he had a drink.

Kars gave up halfway through, and if he’s got the same spice tolerance as Santana has, it was a wise choice. Wamuu handled it to little effect and as for me, I barely noticed the difference.

♪( ´▽｀)

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W older brother for making me this??

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✨💖💖✨ Obligatory valentine’s post

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ok guys hear me out...

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The ship between Vanilla Ice and Polnareff should be called French Vanilla

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Steely Dad

(One line in the English dub? Better make a whole comic out of it)

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Quick! To the la squada mobile!

★Mild nsfw with the stickers(?)★

(Risotto learnt his lesson about letting any of these idiots decorate the new car)

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Just when Polnareff though it was safe to be on his own again

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And then they never interacted again

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Merry crisis, i’ve got a silly picture for you

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this thing is a whole year old now

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You know I had to do it

Oh and speaking of Devo: I measured how tall he’d probably be based on hftf (and to a lesser extent the anime)

he’d be about 205-210 cm (6’9 - 6’11)

(He’s probably a little shorter in the anime maybe 195-200 (6’5-6’7), less sure on this one)

Which makes him fitting in that fridge even more ridiculous……. so naturally I also calculated the dimensions for that…

height and width would probably be 1m x 70cm, depth is pretty much impossible for me to actually guess because we’re never shown the inside of it

and to actually crawl out with his chest so low to the ground he’d have to be in a similar position to this. Like a sort of scorpion pose.

thank you for coming to my ted talk <3