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I just need to complain real quick because why can I not find much content of Hiro and Momakase working together. They were such a good duo 💔💔💔💔
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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels
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i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something
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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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Hey so, how would you design a 25 hour clock? Preferably one not easily recognisable as a clock? You know. For slugterra.
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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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Today I was playing a game and it was teaching me how to play through little pop ups and one came up to run and I immediately panicked and started running for my life.
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