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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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Nosy ass plant

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Nosy ass plant

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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you look great in that frog costume

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i was inspired by those t-shirts ... you know the ones...

💜 and you can get this on a shirt, if u want :-D 💜

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brb trying this

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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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the obvious.

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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reading dickgirl lactation nun hentai on public transport and shaking my head the whole time to let onlookers know i dont support the catholic church

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