genshinatemybrain
The Genshin Brain Rot is Real
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Calx, they/them, 25+, minors DNI 🔞find me on ao3 @ genshinenthusiast, find me on bluesky @ CalxTheWriter
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genshinatemybrain · 2 hours ago
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nobody wants to do side quests anymore
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genshinatemybrain · 13 hours ago
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and everyone who got obliterated by arcane energy got teleported to the happy realm ekko visited, the end (':
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genshinatemybrain · 14 hours ago
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what happened: jayvik poured out their selves, poured out their souls and created, amidst their mingling affinities, a spark and then a flame, a great inferno that would burn, burn, burn all of their mistakes away
what it looked like on the outside: oh, huh, ekko bonked the herald on the head really hard and blew him up. good job, ekko.
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genshinatemybrain · 14 hours ago
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something something the way Jayce had to adapt and move around his new, injured leg alone and made himself a brace and staff like viktor’s, to the end where he told viktor that everyones imperfections make them who they are and that he loved viktor just the way he was, and them both having that same imperfection, that injured leg, to share… im gonna be sick someone sedate me
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genshinatemybrain · 14 hours ago
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it all started with them and ended with them
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genshinatemybrain · 14 hours ago
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im sick guys
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genshinatemybrain · 15 hours ago
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broke: arcane POV is detached third person
woke: arcane POV is swain sitting in his office, receiving scenes from his ravens and watching everything go down like a saturday night soap opera
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genshinatemybrain · 18 hours ago
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rito really did fandom-wide AOE damage with that finale, huh
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genshinatemybrain · 19 hours ago
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I JUST FINISHED ARCANE AND I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY
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genshinatemybrain · 19 hours ago
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GUYS I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR
broke: arcane POV is detached third person
woke: arcane POV is swain sitting in his office, receiving scenes from his ravens and watching everything go down like a saturday night soap opera
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genshinatemybrain · 6 days ago
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drops to knees, single tear slides down cheek as i finally crack a smile
i am moving out of the hell apartment in two weeks
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genshinatemybrain · 6 days ago
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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.
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genshinatemybrain · 7 days ago
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Title: Hidden From the Eyes of God
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: Wriothesley/Neuvillette
Warnings: None
Characters: Neuvillette, Wriothesley
Tags: Blindfolds, Insecurity, Trust, Trust Issues, Power Imbalance, Consent, Explicit Consent, Safewords, Safeword Use, Shame, Worship, Devotion, Power Exchange, Power Dynamics, rich prose, Primordial Sea (Genshin Impact), Figurative Language, Enthusiastic Consent
Summary:
Wriothesley tried to ask – tried to explain – but no words came. Instead, he was left with a denseness in his chest, a burning that raced from his bowels to his brain as his lungs refused to resume their old refrain. In a panic, he commanded them to expel their current breath, to eject whatever ichor still remained in their recesses. Yet, they remained solid and still, making it apparent that they were not obstructed, but emptied and collapsed in upon themselves. He couldn’t do it. He couldn’t commit this sin. He couldn’t accept this dominance. ~~~ As they prepare to experiment with a blindfold, Wriothesley and Neuvillette find their encounter threatened by a simmering insecurity.
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genshinatemybrain · 8 days ago
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viktor and jayce look like they split jesus's aesthetic starter pack in the divorce
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genshinatemybrain · 8 days ago
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arcane makes me want to eat my computer (affectionate)
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genshinatemybrain · 8 days ago
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Vander: "I always liked the name "Violet". "
My sleepy brain: "And then Silco must have suggested "Powder" after snorting a line of cocaine or something."
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genshinatemybrain · 8 days ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x05 - “Blisters and Bedrock” ↳ "What are you waiting for? He's your dad too."
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