genshinatemybrain
The Genshin Brain Rot is Real
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Calx, they/them, 25+. find me on ao3 @ genshinenthusiast, find me on twitter/x @CalxTheWriter
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genshinatemybrain · 22 hours ago
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neuvillette: sigewinne, why does the duke look at me like that? sigewinne: he's thirsty, your honor. neuvillette: what? if i had known, i would have brought some water out for him. i actually just received a most flavorful shipment from liyue...
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genshinatemybrain · 22 hours ago
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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
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genshinatemybrain · 2 days ago
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Baizhu probably has the oldest scrunkliest ugliest sickest cat known to men because he saw it on the street one day and was like "he's just like me..." and adopted him
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genshinatemybrain · 7 days ago
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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
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genshinatemybrain · 12 days ago
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taps mic
i think kaveh would look really cute with a leopard gecko tail
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genshinatemybrain · 15 days ago
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Hello my friend, I am a hadiah from Gaza.
Can you help my children and donate even a little
I was working as a lawyer to bring justice, and now you are the ones who will bring justice to me...We lost our jobs, our homes, all our belongings, we became homeless.. Asking for help is not easy, but saving lives on the front lines
I have children. In the name of humanity and not participating in genocide.I ask you to re-share my story and help my children if possible. Ten dollars is enough to save my children.
🙏😭🌹🍉💔💔
Please do what you can.
I want my children to live in safety and peace. Please don't neglect to do what you can to  participate or donate
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My campaing vetted by @90-ghost
@moayesh
Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #136 )
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Thank you for reaching out - since your fundraiser seems to be thoroughly vetted, I'd be more than happy to share it with my followers.
For my followers: If you're interested in donating to this campaign, you can find the GoFundMe in the asker's bio.
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genshinatemybrain · 17 days ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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genshinatemybrain · 19 days ago
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In one of my non-fandom discord servers, we have a guy ("O") who projects his trauma onto his DND OCs and then infodumps about said OCs any chance he gets. At first, he only did this occasionally, but now he just completely spams a couple of channels with long, unsolicited text walls about every little thing his DND OCs do. Nobody responds to him, but he still hasn't gotten the hint that it's uncomfortable and unwanted.
Don't be an "O". Remember that internet strangers are still, in fact, strangers, despite the modifier before the name.
there are no hard rules for human interaction but honestly i think everyone online would benefit hugely from operating under the assumption that, unless you have been given a specific reason to think otherwise in discrete instances, internet strangers do not want to be approached with:
your trauma, illnesses, or deep-rooted self worth issues
any come-ons or sexual content
over-familiar playful rudeness
information about your dnd characters/ocs
disagreements with their harmless subjective opinions
if it is your first time speaking with someone i can not highly enough recommend that these do not be your opening topics
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genshinatemybrain · 19 days ago
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i'm starting to get asks from sketchier fundraising blogs, so from here on out i'm not going to be posting any that aren't vetted. i still feel relatively alright about the ones i've already posted since GoFundMe has activated donation protections on those campaigns, but it's becoming clear to me that there are some questionable actors in this space.
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genshinatemybrain · 20 days ago
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Finally decided to enter the realm where the sky is blue and notably absent of excess rocket fumes. I'll still maintain my X account, but you can find my new bluesky here:
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genshinatemybrain · 20 days ago
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Hello lm hamdi ayyad ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help save my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible https://gofund.me/4de94fec
Thank you for sending this in. I'm so sorry this is happening to you and your family, and I'll do my best to promote your fundraiser.
For my followers: This campaign is unvetted, but other users are reporting that its reverse image search is coming up clean. Additionally, GoFundMe has applied donation protections to this campaign, meaning that your donation will be refunded if things aren't on the up-and-up.
Given this, I feel comfortable promoting this campaign to y'all.
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genshinatemybrain · 20 days ago
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in modern wriolette, wriothesley's love language is getting down on his hands and knees and cleaning the hair out of the vacuum cleaner
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genshinatemybrain · 20 days ago
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‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨Why don't you support us, my friends? We are in a tragic situation. We want to be in a better place🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️
Plz visit the link and do donate or reblog for the post🙏🙏
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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://www.tumblr.com/hildanasr96/764285354200236033/urgent?source=share
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Snakes attack us in the camp 😥🥺
We want to reach our goal we still in the beginning 🙏🙏
Hi, thank you for reaching out. I am very sorry that this is happening to your and your family, and I wish peace and safety for all of you.
For my followers: I have parsed through Tumblr tags, the GoFundMe, and the Twitter account linked to the fundraiser. Although the fundraiser itself has not been vetted, I have found that:
GoFundMe has activated donation protections, so your donations will be refunded in the event that there is something wrong with this campaign.
The campaign provides two photos of snakes that have been found around the organizer's tent. In my opinion, the picture on the left depicts a juvenile black whipsnake (Dolichophis jugularis), a species native to the Gaza region. However, please note that I am an amateur snake enthusiast, and my identification may be wrong.
The Twitter account associated with this fundraiser has existed since 2013 and has mentions of Palestine (written using Arabic script) going back all the way to at least 2015.
Given this, I feel comfortable donating to and promoting this campaign, and would ask my followers to do the same if they're able.
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genshinatemybrain · 20 days ago
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Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $60,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹
https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗
Hey, thanks for reaching out with your story. I'm very sorry that this is happening to your family. All people have the right to safe community, secure housing, healthy sustenance, and a complete education, and to be denied even one of these things is to suffer the ultimate deprivation.
To my followers: I have parsed through the Tumblr tags, and it appears that this fundraising campaign has not yet been officially vetted. However, many blogs are labeling it as "likely legitimate" and GoFundMe has activated donation protections. This means that your donation will be refunded if there is, in fact, something wrong with the campaign.
Given this, I feel comfortable donating to and promoting this fundraiser. If you are able, I would ask you to consider donating as well. Thank you!
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genshinatemybrain · 21 days ago
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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genshinatemybrain · 21 days ago
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They are finally meeting...🐉💦🐉👀
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genshinatemybrain · 21 days ago
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happy birthday queen 🎉 !!!!
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