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when noxus wanted piltover's technology

they sent their best ambessador

*bum dum tsss*

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Madame Faruzan walked so Granny Itztli could trip and fall

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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mizuki: hm, it seems you haven't had any bad dreams recently…i wonder why that is.

ei: oh, well, i haven't slept in 500 years

mizuki: what

ei: what

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It's impossible to be lonely

when you're zesting an orange

Scrape the soft rind once

twice

thrice

into the glasses of the clamoring masses

But no matter how often you fill the room with fruit

and no matter how much of it is devoured in kind

they are never satisfied

never content

never willing to relinquish their seats

and let them exist

empty, in silence

Look around: you had more than enough

Always had

You just didn't notice until now

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🌱🏛️New Fic Drop 🏛️🌱

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62987776

Title: A Partnership in Word and Art

Rating: General

Relationship: Alhaitham/Kaveh

Warnings: None

Characters: Alhaitham, Kaveh, Zhongli

Tags: Sumeru Akademiya, Sumeru Akademiya Scholar Alhaitham, Sumeru Akademiya Scholar Kaveh, Field Trip, Fluff, Getting Together, Calligraphy, School Trip, Written for Remembrance: A HaiKaveh Akademiya Zine, Liyue, Calligraphy Lesson, Metaphors, Extended Metaphors, Set in Liyue, Love Confessions

Summary:

“Your movements are too constrained,” a rich, undulating voice explained. “You remain bound to the structure of the symbols, forgoing their intent. Or, perhaps you instead meant this issue with your friend?” Kaveh froze, ending his ascent early. Surely, they couldn’t mean him, he thought, propping himself up against the wall. Surely, they couldn’t be extending such amnesty. “He’s not my friend,” Alhaitham confirmed, making Kaveh wince, then release. Though those four words brought tears like knives to his eyes, they were, in a way, a sort of long-sought relief. Finally. Finally, Alhaitham no longer had to pretend. Finally, this pitiful performance of theirs could come to an end - “He’s more.” ~~~ After Alhaitham slips away during a class trip to Liyue, Kaveh is surprised to find him learning calligraphy from a talented local hobbyist named Zhongli.

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yet more evidence that my dungeons and dragons class is wizard:

i almost passed out just now because i made my bathwater too hot

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Nuili's skincare routine ✨

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who let biologists play dnd

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bringing alhaitham and kaveh together is like mixing an acid and a base, each one caustic while alone but safe to touch after they've balanced each other

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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

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i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

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💕🐍Happy Snake Year!!! 🥬

白术 Baizhu blessings~ 🧧 (Tumblr ver is a lil higher contrast then bsky but I lose the subtle pastels more :') See Pastel-ly ver below! )

bsky

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So not my first pick...but I guess I do have a flare for the dramatic.

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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New pink blanket 🩷

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so like do you think zhongli had a little hole in his archon hood for his ponytail, and had to carefully thread the ponytail through it every time he put the hood on