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IF HES KEEPING YOU A SECRET YOU AINT HIS GIRLFRIEND !!!!! YOURE TÍO BRUNO
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
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thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there


gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
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ahhhhhhhhh! i love them all but my favs are chunklette, chunkli, and dvalin!
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Jeremy Miranda (American,b. 1980)
Tide Pool
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screw coffee shop AUs cannabis dispensary AU with ororon/ifa. ororon grows the goods, ifa sells them.
#genshin impact#ifa#ororon#ororon/ifa#ifa/ororon#cannabis mention#weed mention#cw: drugs#tw: drugs#ironically enough i don't think ororon would actually use weed#he seems like the kind that tried it a few times and gave it up after it just gave him anxiety#ifa on the other hand looks like someone that smokes a bowl once or twice a week
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#i know this is supposed to be for shits and giggles but i wonder how much deranged and obsessive fan behavior can be explained with#needed the right med#tweaking on a gas leak#or oops all mold
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People asked for Jinx, I give people Jinx
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baizhu layout BASED
baizhu BASED. i am merely borrowing a tiny fragment of his basedness, like a warlock drawing upon their patron's power.
#thank you though!#it was very nice to start my day with a friendly surprise ask#i'm also very much an alhaitham fan so i might switch it him in the future#but for now#the layout remains based
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About the child slave thing: It was a huge thing like 10 years ago that Tumblr user Sixpenceee's family owns a child slave
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hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck
#this problem is one of the four horsemen of the woobification apocalypse#also i'm gonna likewise come out swinging and say that insecurity character arcs are generally boring#unless they're done in an unusual way or exceptionally well
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i love myself some elegant neuvillette, dewy and demure as he cries, soundlessly, amidst the gentle rain
but i also need neuvillette, puffy-eyed, hair flying in all directions, and dressed in only a wrinkled bathrobe as he slinks out of his room to get a glass of water after laying face down on his bed and ugly sobbing into his pillow for 5 hours
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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
#the old mentor guy from eragon#in hindsight not a particularly well-written death (or book overall)#but it was the first time i realized that writers were Allowed to Kill Their Guys
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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
#!!!!! wait this is actually such a good point#i've always hated the “love is power” deus ex machina with all my heart because i've always thought it was a cheap tacky cop-out#a bad short cut for bad writers#but now i have even more reason to hate it
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every time you use AI, a kaveh loses his feather
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