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Lean Cuisine launches a break through campaign that digs deep to strike emotional connections and strength for women kind. Mark my words - the NEW fempowerment starts here.

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Nothing like clear, giant product imagery to close the deal. 

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Most of my posts are a teany bit sarcastic but in absolutely no way is this - I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want a Colonel Sandies pool float. 

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Nothin like a chili mozza stick dog for the holiday weekend!! ... until I spotted the “big race post”. Nice work, fellas! xo 

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No great #ad idea? Just cheat it out, @icebreakers ! Unicorns are cheap and 💯 successful every time.

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Eeck - another lame April Fools Day spoof.

Introducing DoggyDash, Our Newest Way to Fetch Your Order

At DoorDash, we’re focused on providing the best customer experience possible. That’s why, over the past few months, we’ve been working on an exciting project that takes bringing you your slippers to a whole new level.

Today we’re launching DoggyDash, the very best way to get your order delivered to your door. You don’t have to do anything different. Just sit and stay where you are, and let your very own Doggy Dasher take care of the work.

Here at DoorDash we’re all about eating our own dog-food, and have been piloting DoggyDash internally for the last few weeks, so we know it’s the best of breed. Our rigorous testing has shown that four legs are faster than two meaning that your order will be at your door faster than ever.

We’ve also been working with our Doggy Dashers to make sure they are well-trained on how to provide the best delivery. Their keen sense of smell can recognize all your favorite restaurants, meaning unparalleled order accuracy every time. And by delivering each order with a friendly face and a wag of a tail, we know they’ll leave you begging for more.

There’s no bone about, DoggyDash is the best way to order. So use promo code DOGGYDASH today only for $2.00 off your order and experience a dog’s life today. But if you miss out, don’t worry because there’s always April Fools Day next year.

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Yes, I Googled Adele's boyfriend. Yes, I was thrilled to get a gentle reminder from Walgreens and Irish Spring that today is St. Patrick's Day. No, this product is not female friendly but maybe the ad platform assumed only men would be Googling Adele's boyfriend??

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Borrowed pilgrim equity - I love it

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Attention marketers, CNN is getting away FREE advertising on their mobile site. Well, I'm assuming its free based on the quality of this ad unit. Yikes.

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So very unforgettable

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You are my soulmate.

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Seniors in #Depends on social media?! jeez guys - talk about cheap!

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Not that I expected much more than this from #Tums, but wow. You made someone dress like a taco to curate your social media posts. I'm so lost. 

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Thank you #chrysler for this exceptionally terrible mobile banner ad. Way to communicate that value proposition!

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It's been awhile but rest assured, the brands are still behaving badly.

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Not just a post but they put money behind this SPONSORED post.