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Gender of the Day

Defendergender:

A gender that is capable of defending itself against accusations that it is a bullshit, made-up gender. Exactly how it defends itself is not clear, but it may involve capoeira.

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Feuromantic

When you think only being able to feel attraction when it’s warm outside is the same thing as an orientation.

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Trendergender:

A gender that changes on an hourly basis in accordance with what’s currently trending on Twitter

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Today’s Gender of the Day is: Lesbian(s)

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Today’s Gender of the day is: Sections L, K, J, H, G, F, and E

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Slendergender:

Because although you may be all about that bass, your gender isn’t

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Unfriendergender:

You and your gender are no longer friends on Facebook. It’s a long story. 

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Phrases you will never hear

“Not getting crushes all the time as a teenager? Just getting one or two? That’s disgusting and unnatural.”

“You have to establish an emotional connection to feel attraction? Hah, you’re not eating in my restaurant!”

“No, you can’t marry this person. They were your friend before you dated.”

“I’m okay with your choice not to be attracted to people as often as the satirical media portrays a 16 year old to be, but…I don’t want you around my children.”

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Circgender

When your gender is too magical and grand to describe. Also known as being cis and under the age of 13. Synonymous with 5,000 other “genders”.

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Offendergender:

You have a gender, but it’s currently serving 25 to life so you don’t get to see it very often

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Lendergender:

Neither a borrower nor cisgender be.

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Fassbendergender:

Your gender is the same as that of German-Irish actor and producer Michael Fassbender. Another term for ‘male’.

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Descendergender:

You gender can only be described using the letters g, j, q, p and y

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Pretendergender:

You really like that one Foo Fighters song so much it’s now your gender identity or whatever

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Splendourgender:

Your gender is so splendid it’s the motherfucking princess

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your gender identity isn’t some fucking toy to play with and show off to make people think you’re cool and interesting

its a fucking battle for people with gender identity issues to fucking stay alive a lot of the time

stop trying to make it seem cute and quirky cause in reality its painful, stressful and fucking debilitating

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Friendly reminder that: -You must experience dysphoria in order to be trans -No one chooses their gender -Gender is not a fashion accessory -Plants, stars, foods, and animals are not genders