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love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

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Has anyone else noticed that Leon ruffles Merlin's hair??????

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my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

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gigolas nation i come bearing gifts

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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

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I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that

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this has me in tears btw

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Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool

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Absolutely bizarre and surreal that I'm leaving tomorrow. It feels like it's been a decade of planning and waiting and it's here. Leaving work for the last time in person today is weird and kind of emotional because even though I'm going to communicate with my boss/coworker all the time we won't be sitting directly across from each other.

But! I'm moving across the country to be with my best friend and self-made soul mate and that's worth all the stress and goodbyes.

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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

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people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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so you’re telling me frodo and gimli DIDN’T talk about the fact that bilbo and gloin went on a whole adventure together while they were travelling together in the fellowship? do you think they saw each other for the first time and a strange glimmer of familiarity struck through them but they didn’t know why until they heard each others names? or until gloin began speaking? do you think gimli saw bilbo in rivendell and went “so that is the hobbit my father went to the lonely mountain with”? do you think bilbo saw gimli for the first time and went “wow, he looks just like his father”? did bilbo and gloin sit up at night in rivendell and catch up, talk about old times, about thorin and smaug and the battle of the five armies??????? ?????

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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sex is fine but have you ever thought about all the ways you’d rewrite a flawed piece of media that shaped your life and holds a special place in your heart despite its unfulfilled potential