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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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WICKED (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

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I feel like i'm obligated to tell all German learners about one of the biggest inside jokes Germany has to offer

and it's this sticker:

This sticker says:

"Nice here.

But have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?"

Baden-Württemberg is one of Germany's federal states. Now i don't know the background behind this sticker (probably tourism marketing) or how exactly it turned into the biggest inside joke ever, but anyways

This sticker is EVERYWHERE. And when i say everywhere, i mean like on the Golden Gate bridge, on top of mount Everest, on the pyramids in Egypt, in Tschornobyl, on the Burj Khalifa, and so on.

No place on earth is safe.

Evidence below:

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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Shared here today by Matthew Boroson on Facebook. (ETA: Gaining inspiration from other authors is great. Lifting passages and avoiding giving credit isn’t.)

Tanith Lee was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award for best novel, for the second book of the Flat Earth series. She died in 2015. You can buy Tales From the Flat Earth here in paperback or here on Kindle.

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“The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills“

more cartoon!Moiraine for y‘all 💙

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"I finally broke the curse."

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1.04/1.06 I I just gotta know. Where did you come by this fresh body you're wearing?

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Sometimes in TOS Kirk's shirt is randomly this weird greenish shade and maybe it's the lighting or maybe it's that he put his shirt through the wash with a blue one.

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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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giant celestial agatha and her tiny (human) sized wife (ponyo inspired)

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if Nicky never died

imagine agatha and rio just having more children. agatha is annoyed that nicky is a carbon copy of rio so they just keep having children until agatha has that

also because they really do love and want to have kids

but it's like 40% agatha wanting her own little mini-me that she can shove in rio's face

the first three children are just different versions of rio, which means agatha can never truly be mad at them because they give her those eyes and she just melts

then her fourth child, Mariposa, or Mari for short, is her spitting image and Agatha is thrilled about it.

But then the kid has green magic and develops a little gap between her front teeth and agatha is frustrated

(she loves all her babies, though, ofc she does)

Rio is the rough and tumble parent who gets attacked by their children on a daily basis. Agatha is the teacher and the disciplinarian, but she turns to straight goo when her children smile at her because nearly all of them remind her of Rio.

They take turns naming the children. Agatha prefers traditional names (Nicholas, Elizabeth, Margaret, Henry, etc) but all of Rio's choices are nature based (Meadow, Willow, Mariposa (butterfly), Sage, etc) so they just have a mishmash of interestingly named children who run amok.

It gets hard to travel with a lot of children, so they settle in a cabin in the middle of the woods, teaching them as best they can. Rio has a clutch of little green witches and Agatha has only one spirit witch to teach. For anything else, they have books that they create a curriculum out of for the Potions, Protection, Divination, etc. Agatha finds other witches and lightly kidnaps them to act as tutors for her kids.

In exchange, she doesn't kill them.

Rio places an amnesia spell on the witches when they are released.

Sometimes they die during lessons, but that's just trial and error.

By the time they get to Westview, they have twenty children all running about in the world, all masters of their craft, all with love and affection for their mothers. Agatha and Rio have three small children still (teen, preteen, toddler) and act like modern day lesbian MILFs so as to not arise any suspicion. They look old enough that nobody questions their children belong to them because maybe they just adopted or had them young? Who knows.

But they're happy. They are in love. They have a family.

They're together.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four