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Gem: "Yes, well there is something infecting the water so just, y'know. Be careful."
False: "Well I'm just- I'm just gonna ignore that and pretend everything's fun and. Stuff"
Gem: "And pretend everything's fine and there's nothing weird going on in the water"
-Hermitcraft Season Ten, Episode 12
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"Come on, stop strafing, this isn't Valorant it's Minecraft!"
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"I also decided that since I am the only sign of intelligent life in this world, I get to be queen " -Geminitay, "I Survived 100 Days In a Superflat World"
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"He didn't make you do anything, and you're alive right now to be sassy another day, so" -Geminitay, Real Life SMP
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"At this point I have a cobblestone generator, an oak sapling, and a dream." -Geminitay, "I survived 100 days in a minecraft flatworld"
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"I don't wanna demise just on my own, if I'm gonna die I want it to be cool" -Geminitay, Hermitcraft Season Ten, Episode One
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"Hello everybody, this is Impulse and I's farm, where Impulse is about to build it and I am going to be watching over here while I edit the video that YOU'RE watching right now. It's watch-ception. Off you go, Impulse." -Geminitay, Hermitcraft Season Ten, Episode Two
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"And silverfish- who makes a silverfish farm? Don't answer that, I know it's Etho" -Geminitay, Minecraft Hardcore 1.21, Episode 4
#I think that's the version I have completely lost everything lol#geminitay#geminitay quotes#mcyt#mcyt quotes#hardcore mcyt#ethoslab
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"I am this chicken's father" -Geminitay, Hermitcraft Season 10, Episode 20
#geminitay#mcyt#geminitay quotes#mcyt quotes#I DONT REMEMBER MY TAGS FOR THIS BLOG LOL SORRY#hermitcraft
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Gem, delighted: Oh, there's beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.
Impulse, laughing: I've never heard anybody get excited about beetroot seeds.
Gem: They're so pretty if you seed 'em.
Pearl: They are. That's all they're good for, lookin' pretty.
Gem: Well, that's all I'm good for too and nobody complains.
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Impulse: Oh, he's staring at a wall. I thought 'Oh that's so nice. You let him look out the window', but no
Gem: Well, he's dead
Impulse: Preserved in a jar for eternity. Someday, maybe we'll have the technology to, you know, bring him back to life
Gem: I hope not. He's probably mad at me
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Grian and Gem end busting and talking about Grian losing Rodney:
Gem: "You know what you actually just need is a storage system."
Grian: "What I actually need is therapy."
Gem: "You know, you could be on to something."
Grian "It's in the list! Right after my sheep farm."
HAHAHA
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Saturday Hermitcraft Stream Quotes... These are so funny.
"No one wants to breed with me." -Scar
"Etho and Bdubs make a baby."- Gem and "Please clarify the horses for the tumblr."-Bdubs
"You shove that lily pad where it doesn't belong."-Scar
"I've been at the end of my rocker."-Also Gem. Me too. Me too...
"German suplexed him through the table." -Doc. That story was hilarious.
"I'm surrounded by men who like to talk about butts."- Gem
"There is more to minecraft than only perimeters."- Doc 2024
"OH It's docm seven-seven, and I live in a perimeter this season."-Iskall mimicking Doc
And I can't forget;
"Having a kid is expensive..."-Doc 2024
Reblogable :)
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"Ah, you're too worried about your life" -Geminitay, Hermitcraft Season 10, Episode 3
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"NATURALLY FALLING SAND AS THE WORLD LOADS- someone kill me please" -Geminitay, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Episode 1
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"This is what it's like to live next to me, Grian, I just jump around and I plant flowers." -Geminitay, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Episode 1
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"I gotta get my life together" -Geminitay, Hardcore 1.20, Episode 12
#mod raven#geminitay#geminitay quotes#mcyt#mcyt quotes#hardcore mcyt#sorry i keep disappearing#i am the worst at consistency
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