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"Iowa Desk & Couch" coming April 1, Fools Day. The joke is, this is not a joke.

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One good reason to have a couple kids is so internet recipe measurements make sense.

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Cliff the ObGyn

If Claire Huxtable is such a great lawyer, why does she let Cliff have an ObGyn office in their home? Their homeowners and malpractice insurance must be insanely expensive. Also, what woman wants to go to a guy's house to get obstetric exams? Please, someone write some fanfic about this.

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That awkward moment when you go to the basement of a shared apartment laundry room and you timed it wrong and the wash is still on spin and you stand there and someone steals your dryer and you stand there staring at spin and it lasts longer than you think it does and you fail at life.

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Episode 6 of “Dana T’s Dear Daytrotter,” is about Variation. Ever since the dawn of Rock ‘n’ Roll, any dingy thinks he can just get a guitar and drum together and BAM he got himself the Grammy of the Year. Well enough is enough, I don’t have time for that caveman approach to making “music”. Music by Dana T: http://danatelsrow.bandcamp.com/ Other Junk about Dana: http://www.danatelsrow.com/

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Slummin it

Is there anything worse than a half-drunk, marquee nfl announcing crew slummin it for a college bowl game? "Coach Gruden, what do you think of this play?" "Well, that's nfl-sized hustle on the linebacker, but I don't know, that fullback would probably get cut in training camp."

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I'm really into unexplained disappearances lately, but I'm worried about being abducted. If authorities looked into the new life insurance policy taken out in my name, my debt-to-asset ratio, my regressive professional trajectory, and my web searches for "how to disappear without a trace," "taleka Patrick," "ray grihar," "maura murray," "smiley face murders," etc... They're not going to look very hard for me. Of course, I'm not a target, so I think I'm safe...

Or maybe that's what I want you to think?

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I don't quite get how sound of music is a Christmas movie

What's the deal with that? A World War Two movie, maybe.

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Last week, I made a pomengranate salad. I bought a pomengranate and then googled, "what do I do with the seeds?"

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Chevy Chase...

Chevy Chase pratfalls never get ol... Oh wait.

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“Freedom of speech” is being treated as a giant smokescreen in media coverage of the protests.

First of all, the filmmaker literally forfeited his rights to use computers and the internet (last time I checked, the “public forum” where he was “speaking”) in a 2010 US Bank Fraud settlement....