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Jason: Dick has no self-preservation skills. I think he was born without them.

Tim: That can't be true-

Jason: *eyebrow raise* Hey Dick, I bet I can make it downstairs faster than you!

Dick: *jumps out of 4 story window*

Tim:

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Batkids parenting

Dick: Dick treats his kids like they’re adults in terms of how he speaks to them. He’ll hold his 2 year old in his arms at the museum and calmly explain the systems that are in place to create rainfall. He answers literally every question with extreme patience that “why, why, why?” Toddler era would mean he started prepping to leave the house 3 hours early because he needs time to explain things to his kids and he won’t do the “because I said so thing” even if it kills him. It also means his toddlers are insanely advanced and can by the time they’re 5-6 they can do complex physics equations while swinging upside down on the monkey bars.

Jason: spoils his kids rotten, like violently rotten. There isn’t a single thing they want that he won’t get them. Goes on patrol later to read them bedtime stories. He’s a professional helicopter parent. His kids somehow turn out extremely sweet and humble despite the fact they have never been told no. He avoids the PTA like the plague

Tim: any child Tim has is an identical copy of him and he suffers. Bc why is his four year old trying to follow out of the house. Child powernaps through life the exact same way Tim refuses to have a full eight hours no he’ll have 30 power naps tho. Which means getting any children to sleep through the night is hellish. The children are hellions and whenever he complains to Dick about them Dick just cackles and goes. YOU SEE THATS HOW WE FELT ABOUT YOU. The worst part is, they’re perfect little angels to everyone else so no one except for the people who were around to see Tim grow up believes him when he complains.

Damian: Damian’s children end up feral not because of Damian Nono they’re like Robin Dick Grayson type of feral. They have the cutest lil noses and the biggest eyes and the most angelic faces and now they’re climbing the walls. See Dicks kids do this because dick has no bones and walked on his hands before his feet, Damian’s kids do this because their older cousins are their prime baby sitters. Damian comes home one day and his 7 year old is on the chandelier and it’s a perfect match of 30 years ago when Bruce came home to Dick chilling on his vintage 18th century chandelier. Naturally he freaks and tries to yell at his nieces and nephews who see nothing wrong with this because why wouldn’t you climb walls? Dad does it all the time??? Why would you have objects high up if the goal wasn’t to sit on them. Damian might look like Talia but he feels exactly how his father did all those years ago.

In terms of behavior

Jason’s are the most well behaved in general

Tim’s are the most well behaved in public

Damian’s are little menaces but they grow out of this (somewhat)

Dicks kids are a combination of him and his partner and judging by Dicks taste and general demeanor means they never have any chill… like ever.

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Batman and Robin Year One #2

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Dick Grayson:

*runs the titans*

*works for the league*

*has a day job*

*solo patrols bludhaven*

*solo patrols New York*

*on call 24/7 for regularly scheduled Gotham crisis(es)*

*training at least 40% of new gen heroes at any given moment*

*infiltrating the current annoying cult, corrupt gov, spy organization, company, mafia group, evil underground ancestral foundations of a city and random corrupt modeling industry*

*monitoring drug pedaling in 3 cities*

*emotionally regulating 80% of his family bc why would they do it themselves? Nah let’s just ruin relationships for fun -cough Bruce cough-*

* maintaining civilian cover*

*canonically does volunteer work*

I am beginning to think nightwing doesn’t have anger issues he’s just overstimulated bc wtf

Like Dick take a break what is this?

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Dick currently working on infiltrating the mob, after 4 days of 6+ hour patrols bc bludhaven has no chill an Arkham breakout, a performance review at work that took too long, organizing a titans outer space mission, just got back from training Jon Kent: no one call me plz god no one call me I can’t do this I have so much work no one. Call me plz

*phone rings* -it’s tim

He could ignore it but last time he left Tim alone for a month the dumbass lost his spleen and decided a cowl was a fashion choice (equally bad in his opinion)

Dick picking up the phone with his non broken arm: yello

Tim: so I accidentally maybe got kidnapped and maybe also started a cult around the concept of Batman and I’m out of energy drinks. (All equally dire in tims opinion)

Dick popping 4 caffeine pills: shut up I’ll be there in 30 don’t DO ANYTHing.

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Jason: sooo I might be engaged to an alien princess

Dick about to pop a Xanax: tell me it’s Kori or at least in this galaxy

Jason: nope

Dick: …. Can it wait

Jason: she wants to eat me, their species is like a praying mantis knockoff but with space and mind control.

Dick: yeah okay give me an hour I’ll call raven

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Damian: hello Richard

Dick: what did you do.

Damian: I have been kidnapped by my mother

Dick: again

Damian: I feel it would be redundant to say anything

Dick: …….. alright I’ll call the nearest flying hero be there in a bit… keep ur spine where it is Damian or I swear to god-

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Bruce: cult

Dick who just got done with an undercover mission: anddd?

Bruce: we need someone to infiltrate it

Dick: I swear to god I. will. hurt. you

Bruce: hnnnn

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Babs: I have… acquired a child

Dick who is fighting deathstroke : …okayyyy

Babs who is watching the fight: she’s a little bit … traumatized

Dick, dodging a katana: preaching to the choir

Babs: can you do your whole, human empathy and kindness tell me ur life story I have puppy dog eyes.

Dick: ….

Babs: you owe me

Dick: … one day I will delete all your numbers and disappear

Babs cheerfully: you know no matter where you go I can find you hunk wonder see you in 3 hours don’t die before then!

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dick grayson in a variant cover for nightwing (2016) #100

jamal campbell u never miss <3

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A few fluffy fics that I enjoy with these two are:

Heartbeat and Stay by endlesspenthe --- both of them are so soft and snuggly 🥺 The first fic deals with the anniversary of Jay's death and Dick NEEDS to be with him. And the second is several times Dick wanders into Jason's room to get some space from everything else or to just be with his brother, and Jason lets him.

You're a Gift by sunlitlemonade --- Dick can't go spend time with the family for Christmas, but Jason swings by to give him a bit of company and a gift.

Things that Make it Warm by one_step_closer_to_death --- the brothers get together to watch a sports game and to get some pizza. They haven't done this really, and Dick is so excited about spending time with his more estranged brother. Both of them have really missed each other.

All of these have sprinkles of angst in them as well, but I think that makes the fluff all the sweeter 🥰

I personally want to start making some fic rec lists. I have so many saved off that I LOVE and others should definitely read. It may take some time to put them together, but maybe every Friday, I'll try to put a few out there ❤️

Howdy Ash! 🤠I love your art style it brings me much joy. I don’t read the comics anymore, only fanfics, but your art perfectly captures how I see them in my noggin. Jason is my blorbo boi. I live for fics of dick & Jays brotherly bond, do you have any fluffy fic recs? If you’re up for it could you draw a worried jay protecting an unconscious and injuried Dick? Toodles! ❤️

hiiii 🤠 good news is i’ll probably make a fic rec list again cuz i got another ask about it XD bad news is im not sure if i have any fluff in there…… but yeaH i have this from ages ago at this point idk when i’ll finish it so take it 🤲

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*Dick has been acting weird and Tim has been investigating why*

Bruce: Why would you keep this from me, and why would you lie about going to work when you weren’t?

Tim: Because he couldn’t go, because he’s injured.

Dick: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Bruce: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?

Dick: Lightly stabbed.

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Doooooon't talk to me

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Oh my god don't do this to me don't I'm gonna cry please oh god

(From Detective Comics #1074)

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Walking on Snow

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He’s so protective sometimes

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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the first time dick hears jason laugh after he becomes red hood is during a time they both got kidnapped. dick was scooting his chair closer to jason’s, because no time like when you’re both ties up literally to get in some brotherly bonding, and his chair slipped causing him to fall. Jason has never laughed harder in his life.

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Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce

Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs

And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE

From: Nightwing #89

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I am never going to be over these panels from absolute power. For all of Batman’s strength and skills, he’s never been the inspiring leader. Sure he can give tactical commands but he’s never been one to truly inspire the people he works with. So imagine how it feels for him to watch his son, his boy, bring hope to everyone in a dark moment. Imagine what it must feel like to dedicate your life to trying to bring hope to the world by being its protector and then watch as your son becomes the embodiment of that hope. Imagine. How. Bruce. Feels.

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continuing my thoughts about the Bats all being in high-stress physical and mental states so whenever they get captured and injected with truth serum/something to make them compliant, it reacts horribly with the nuclear levels of cortisol/stress hormones in their bodies and they just conk out. hard.

and, obviously, fully-unconscious Bats can’t answer questions, which is a big L for Black Mask to take after paying off Scarecrow to develop a truth serum no one can resist (not even the Bat himself)