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Time to bring this back.

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN

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beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

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Nothing expresses raw emotion like a food idiom!!

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I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

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(i'll follow this up with a poll once wrapped is out to see how many of us guessed accurately!)

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#Your fiancé just left you for your former bestie, you just saw the dead body of said best friend's sister, that sister turned a guy whom you convinced to date her out of pity into a tin man and now some random southern girl is singing about tornados

#She was having a day and decided to force her to walk the yellow brick road for nothing

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I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

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Most-used word in each US state.

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