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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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jesse pinkman ambiguous disorder gif, requested by @gaymikeehrmantraut

#hi i dont really post here anymore but this is #everything. god when the ambiguous disorder hits......#jesse #thank you vic i owe u my life

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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Positive Lady Characters Meme: Breaking Bad + Up Close and Personal

#wimmin <3

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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Teen | Complete | 4k

Relationship: Lalo/Nacho

Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship

Summary: Because Lalo has married a terrible, terrible person, he is threatened first with grievous bodily harm and then with confiscation of all his fire-starting equipment if he tries to carry his beloved across the threshold of his house.

A marrying-into-the-Addams Family AU for @gaymikeehrmantraut

#EVERYONE PLEASE READ THIS 🥺 it made me internally ugly cry it's So sweet and good #lacho #thank u greenie

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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Bad Mike Ehrmantraut fanfic

amazing request from @sm-victories

also contains gus and jimmy

Thdrer were things Mike learned from being a cop in Philly? Philidelphia? Uhhhhh j nthe big city. Things like Police Siren Weeeeeoooo

And handcuffs.

But beinf a. Private invwstigator in Albuquerque, the biggest thing mike learned was that watching people for hours while eating a Pimento cheese dandwich in da car. And that's what mike was doing now. His celle phoen starts to ring. He surprisedly answers he phone.

"Yeah?" He said gruffly and grumbly.

"Would you like to attend a brunch with me?" It waa Gus. Mike knew immediately because Guus was so straight to the point. But not straight in his sexuality becauuse gus gay.

Mike blinked for a long time… "Yeah, all right."

"Please meet me at brunch at the Chuck-E-Cheese," Gustavo said emotionally.

"Okay," Mike said and he hung up the phone.

1 hour later, Mike was at the Chuck-E-Cheese, founded by Chuck McGill. Mike FUCKING walked out of his car. He goddamn approached the building and oppened the doot. The chuckecheese was empty except for gus himself.

"I have remted out the building," Gus said gently. "I wanted to discuss business with you in a private safee environment. Children terrify me."

"Oinga boinga," Mike replied.

They discussed business aboutt meth business while eating shitty cheap pizza. After brunch was over they played Ski Ball or whatever's called.

"By the way," Guus said. "I must go now." He left.

"Bye,,, b b fucjk,,, i fuckked upppp," Mike said like an upset teenage vagueblogging on Tumblr. "Djfhggggmjfjvg" he wennt home and F

When he felt better he grabbed his phone and dialed Jimmy McGill's phone. "Hey there buddy," he grunted.

"epic Minecraft Sex,' Jimmy said. The end.

#this is BY FAR!!! the best bcs fix there everyone else go home #Police Siren Weeeeeoooo AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW #literally life changing

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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breaking bad + neoboards

#ive made myself laugh so many times today by thinking abt the Gus one #that's ur impact

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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they: me: 👀👀

#can you spot the Very Subtle Gay Subtext #Look Again Closely it is there #also the coloring on these is pretty :'0 #lacho

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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The Salamanca Cousins / Marco & Leonel

#LOVE THOSE BOYS!!!#twins

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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– How’d you feel when you found out he’d become a lawyer? – Surprised. He’d put himself through law school and taken the bar exam without telling any of the partners. Even Charles.

#this was a really good Gotcha #on kim's part #but i don't think howie would be stupid enough to say that in the first place #it doesn't make any sense #???#like. of course he's there in the first place because of his dad and everyone knows it #he wouldn't set himself up like that #he's a lil dumb but not That dumb #this line did howie dirty is all im saying and i won't stand for it #but it was a sweet example of him being Proud of kim so it gets points for that #howie

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gaymikeehrmantraut · 4 years ago

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