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i need everyone to know how dumb i am

my front facing camera on my phone is currently covered up bc i have a screen protector thats not made for this type of phone, so i've had to get used to only sending snapchats with the regular camera

my cat was being cute by my face so i automatically went to take a selfie on snapchat before remembering that my camera is covered

and my immediate response was to switch to the camera app for the selfie instead???

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TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

via reddit.com

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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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Most video game challenge runs: Can you beat Mega Man without taking damage, Can you beat Mario without jumping? Can you beat Kingdom Hearts at Level 1?

Fire Emblem challenge runs:

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does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

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Evangelion Sahaquiel Rug

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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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No 👎

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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my god we used to have roman roy

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Let’s pretend it’s still the 3rd

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

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